Dave works at a research lab at MIT. A nerdy, bearded guy, he was always awkward. Whoops! He accidentally spills an unknown substance on his lab coat when passing through the restricted section of the lab. "๐ฅต mhwhat's ha-APPEning to mmmhheee! Mmmhh... fuck, this feels good...."
It's the Olympics #69 in ancient Greece. Would you sponsor this slow and lazy runner for the Marathon, or the best sprinter in all of Attica? (If the slow one loses, you'll have to figure out an effective way to punish him in the bathhouse ๐ก)
Dr. Sharpesh Maram is the most controversial spiritual guru in the business. His practices are hardly spiritual and are on the edge of... physical ๐ณ Would you still trust him to fill your body to the brim with enlightenment?
He needs someone to spot him. But no one wants to go around him because he stinks of meat ๐ข And lots of it. Would you do it? A quick raise of hands โ