Cheated On Penguin

Recently divorced, now looking for a discrete relationship in the arctics. -Mr. penguin #FuckThatBitch #SheCheated

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

@WSHHJAMS Can I DM some of my favorite local artists? 🐧

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

Moved on with my life and started working for corporate America.

[Philden @Da_real_Phil]

What The F...😂 @Male_Penguin Come see this😯 https://t.co/LURJM2pwmv

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

My profession is penguinology.
Her new man just stays at home.
HES NOT REAL MAN!

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

where is my viral fight? Rt if you know I won.

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

So... I heard trump is the president... Anyone wanna move in with me?

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

I'm off the Henny and deadass need some pussy...Tryna fuck idc if I catch a disease trump might win and my bitch left me. Who wnt the dick?

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

I'm killing myself soon. Who wanna fuck me!?!?

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

Currently smoking puffer fish

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

@wifepenguin do you still love me?

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

I beat that guys ass.

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

Someone share my fight!

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

This guy gets it... Need my penguin bitch back!!! https://t.co/TdZxk0wQlz

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

Wait... I'm in Antarctica AND I'm a penguin... If Hillary or Trump win I'm not fucked.

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

OK FUCK IT, If Trump OR Hillary win it's my wife's fault... WE ARE FUCKED

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

If Hillary wins its my wifes fault too.

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

If trump wins it's my ex wifes fault.

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

Eating my penguin cereal. Most healthy meal of the day. Ice and water.

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

I now live in the ice machines outside of dollar stores.

[Cheated On Penguin @Male_Penguin]

DONT LET MY VIRAL VIDEO DIE