Dionysus

‘See how intoxicated you can get and how many rules you can break.’—God of all things awesome. I've drunkenly impregnated a lot of people. Where my kids at?{RP}

[Dionysus @MalevolentHaze]

"Come forth and I shall cleanse you of your sins." Squeezes the pump.

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@FairLivsnjutare Dionysus spins on his heels to face you, adjusting his sombrero slightly. "Yes?"

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@CrimsinRoseate "Exactly like him." The god nods with a grin. "And you are...?"

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@DiscoPcgo -- sort of crap."

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@DiscoPcgo -- Gods did he hope he wasn't making the situation worse. "I know I haven't been around, but you can talk to me about this --

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@DiscoPcgo "Sometimes it's good to vent." Dionysus shrugs a shoulder then stuffs his hands in his pockets. He wasn't used to this. And --

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"Olay!"

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@CrimsinRoseate "You're welcome, kid." He gives a half smile and hooks the basket back onto his arm. "Name's Dionysus."

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@DiscoPcgo "Emerson." Dionysus nods and looks down for a moment before meeting your eyes again. "How's your mother... And your sister?"

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@CrimsinRoseate "Go for it." He smiles and stretches out the basket.

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@DiscoPcgo -- leaving Olympus. "Well, you certainly got me temper. What's your name?"

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@DiscoPcgo "So you're one of mine?" The god copies your actions, looking you up and down. You were the first child he had met since --

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"I'm going to marry you one day." Dionysus whispers wistfully to his wine bottle. "Just you wait and see."

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@CrimsinRoseate "Mmmmaybe." The god jiggles the basked with a grin.

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@DiscoPcgo -- wine but finds the bottle empty and tuts. "I don't know where I was going with that."

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@DiscoPcgo "Your /face/ is a disgusting way to go about asking for your…" Dionysus clears his throat and goes to take another gulp of his --

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"Please be my friend. I'll give you these."

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"I'm looking for people who were created by my dick juice."

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@NobleHearted -- just said that instead of making me imagine... That!" He shudders.

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@NobleHearted "Marriage?" Dionysus gestures wildly, his wine slipping over the side of the glass, soaking his hand. "Couldn't you have --