Shit Malia Would Say

Think like a coyote

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Who is my real mom?

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I hate you!! Get over here and let me spoon you!!

[carina @GladestGlader]

Don't judge a book by it's cover. My math book had pics of people enjoying themselves on the cover and I did NOT enjoy myself @MaliaBeLike

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*Walks in the room with a tampon on my nose*

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Who loves short shorts...
I LOVE SHORT SHORTS...

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Why is my last name Hale? You guys said it was Tate!!

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I know what the fox says... That's not what the fox says

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How did Emma Watson get so pretty?

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Are my shorts short enough?

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@ShelleycHennig Thanks I'm gonna RT myself too

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Why does algebra have more letters then numbers?

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@ShelleycHennig @JeffDavisParody Thanks 😆

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@ShelleycHennig Thanks.. but I have a secret I have to tell you

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RT if you love Stilles <3

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I need to follow more people so I'll be following back. RT if you want me to never leave you

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Kira, Let's touch boobs and dance

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Can I have Allison's clothes? She's dead, I don't think she'll need it anymore.

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I'll never leave you Stiles, but tell me who my daddy is or else I'll walk away with stomping noises