𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇

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[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

“ 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓂𝑒. 𝒩𝑜 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒.
𝒜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝑜𝒹𝒶𝓎, 𝐼 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒶 𝒬𝓊𝑒𝑒𝓃, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓇𝑒𝓂𝒶𝒾𝓃 𝓈𝒸𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇𝓈! "

daυgнтer oғ [ redacтed ] and [ redacтed ]

warrιor'ѕ вlood.
нυnтer'ѕ ѕpιrιт.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

// I’m about to seriously fucking cry.

I changed the name on one of my accounts to clear up confusion about the character, and All of a sudden, Twitter locked it.

And now I can’t use any of my phone numbers...

I need help.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

// I need to say this cause I can’t rn:

The fact that Jon and Dave got the physique of Grogu perfect is fantastic! Especially in the last episode when Din takes off the helmet. It shows Grogu, curious as ever, trying to remember every detail of the face he can now see.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

// I have a question:

I know Gina Carano is a terrible person, but am I allowed to love her for just a second because of her response to the Pablo Hidalgo incident? Please?

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

This is as sexy as she gets. Don’t ask for anything else, especially if you’re a droid.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

Viewing a knife in her hands.

“ Now, you said something about weapons, and here we are, bright-eyed lady and her ‘package’, discussing landmark trading deals. “

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

“ Sir? Are you alright? “

The look on her face continued one of pungent confusion, clearly by his gazes in her direction.

One such as himself would not be looking at someone of her stature. Especially not in the midst of war.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

At how charming she is? Her beauty? Or is it something else?

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

Blink blink.

Innocent head tilt.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

// To be honest, I think everyone does at some point.

I’m assuming it is because of the lack of interactions?

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

Pat pat.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

Of course he was. Dammit, what was she supposed to do?

Well... other than lifting his helmet to treat him, she moved the helmet a little, just to clear up his neck a bit.

“ Hopefully this works. “
And she injected him with a healing fluid.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

Oh good lord! He’s all over the place, isn’t he?

“ You okay? “ Mackena knelt down just to try and help him back up, and maybe get a look at the damage that nasty hit caused.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

Given the opportunity..?

Anything is possible.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

Messing with a blaster.

DO NOT COME NEAR HER! THE BLASTER COULD EXPLODE AND HURT BOTH YOU AND HER.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

“ You think I don’t know love, dad?

You think I don’t know what commitment to a person who cares about you is like? “

A hiss in return.

[𝑭𝑳𝒀𝑩𝑶𝒀 ! @nequamvolant]

“ — Definitely. And even if I was, you ain't allowed to call me this.”

Eye roll.

“. . . Do not talk about things you don't know.”

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

// Singing the praises of how I feel this.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

[ Pointing to the hair ]

You absolutely are.

And I don’t know about ‘deeply’, but it’s fortunate that you two made something work before you tore each other to pieces.

[𝑭𝑳𝒀𝑩𝑶𝒀 ! @nequamvolant]

Yet, she's deeply in love with me.

And I am not SCRUFFY LOOKING.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

Your manners?

No wonder she called you a scruffy-looking nerfhearder.

[𝑭𝑳𝒀𝑩𝑶𝒀 ! @nequamvolant]

. . .
How charming.

I shall be able to deal with Leïa, after all these years, but — Pardon my manners.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

. . .
I sliced my mother’s head from her body and sold what remained to the black market, Han Solo.
Do not ever mention my parents or I swear, I will have Leia come down her and personally beat the life out of you . . .

[𝑭𝑳𝒀𝑩𝑶𝒀 ! @nequamvolant]

It's a very, very long story, maybe too long for a kid who's supposed to be with her mommy.

[𝒽𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒾𝓉𝑜𝓇 @MaliciousKin]

Even I’m not stupid enough to get on Boba Fett’s registry, yet you seemed to have no problem.

[𝑭𝑳𝒀𝑩𝑶𝒀 ! @nequamvolant]

Only because of stupid robot bastard used him as an experience.