Abraar Malida

I apologise in advance

[AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes ⏸️ @AISafetyMemes]

@hilbertspaess

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Jonathan David to Atlético Madrid, here we go! Verbal agreement done with Juventus.

Initial loan deal with buy option clause for the Canadian striker who’s set to join Atléti as exclusively revealed last week.

Atléti will cover more than 50% of the salary.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵⚪️ Manchester City are set to bid for £85m package to sign Cody Gakpo after the agreement with player’s camp.

#MCFC stepping up efforts to get the deal done as exclusively revealed tonight. 🇳🇱

City wait for Liverpool to approve sale when they find replacement.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If people want to pay more tax, why don’t they just pay more tax?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Andoni Iraola on Liverpool plans: “We signed two players but we will sign more”.

“The club is on it”.

[Abraar Malida @MalidaAbraar]

This was the worst main event I’ve seen in my life @ufc

[Abraar Malida @MalidaAbraar]

@TheNotoriousMMA stop wasting my time

[Abraar Malida @MalidaAbraar]

@ufc can I get my money back for the PPV pls

[Gio @giotorra]

As a UK UFC fan, It's hilarious seeing football fans coming up with military tactics to make sure they're awake for a 1am kick off

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🫂🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández on Leo Messi hat-trick: “The goat is on fire!”. 🐐

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES EQUALS THE PREMIER LEAGUE ASSIST RECORD.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Official: Marcos Senesi leaves Bournemouth as a free agent this summer, club confirms.

Never in doubt since December as the centre back wants to stay in Premier League but joining another club.

[Kaizer ♨️ @KaizerRMA]

Tchouameni sent his CAPTAIN to the hospital this is 09 Randy Orton levels of heel work right now

[🐾 @elsdawg]

you can’t make this up 😭😭😭😭😭

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

47 had a conversation with 45.

[SP @sspencerukk]

Am I going mad or has M&S become cheaper than Tesco and Sainsbury’s?

[! @Kashe1dz]

How can Arteta sleep at night knowing he’s Spanish and chooses to play football this way

[Abraar Malida @MalidaAbraar]

At a uni cafe hearing names of coffees that shouldn’t be real

[raja @ocrayjay]

a group of white guys could walk up to me and say they’re imagine dragons and I’d believe them