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[nicole/Meredith Marks JD MBA DJ @nicole07133]

Ppl saying Rulla ate at the reunion when all she did was hurl insults and curse words at Jo-Ellen bc she's humiliated and won't leave her husband so she has to rage out at JE 6 months too late 😭😭😭😭

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

A new CEO of chevron has been selected

[Chris Orzechowski @chrisorzy]

I love when restaurants put “market price” next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To all the dads out there – Happy Father’s Day!

Nothing we do is more fulfilling!

[tuuuuu @tuuu28283]

Brothers, I have been talking with Texans for a while now, and I’m starting to think Texas might actually be its own planet.

[Rituparna Chatterjee @MasalaBai]

I saw a reel where a woman said "where are the trad wives who are 40, 50 years old? Why aren't they making these barefoot in the kitchen videos? Why is it always a 20 something year old?" Every woman knows the answer.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Companies replacing junior roles with AI, only to complain about the lack of senior talent in 4-5 years, is going to be the most predictable crisis in hiring history.

[Jennifer Begakis @jenbegakis]

this is how it happens. give her a green card

[🇬🇩 @OhCoco]

The way Panera fell off needs to be studied. They almost made a comeback with that drink that was killing people.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

"would you like to save your files to onedrive"

No, i'd like to do this:

[Rory 👨‍🍳 @Senga2Alvarez]

Roger Clemens cheated on his wife with at least four other women including an affair that began when the girl was 16 years old.

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

A White House visit is in the works for @FreddyLA7, the German soccer fan who has gone viral documenting his American travels during the World Cup.

Trump administration official Nick Adams told FOS the two are in contact about a visit.

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

Kim Kardashian failing the bar exam so many times that she gives up on being a lawyer is making me realize the American bar association might just be one of like three remaining institutions in the US that won't just roll over and give the exorbitantly wealthy whatever they want

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"Tell them to put 'probably gay' in the headline."

[Facts About Texas @FactsAboutTexas]

To all of our World Cup visitors, THIS is a Texas sized storm 🤠

[sean @_sn_n]

MAGA after Trump solves a problem he literally caused in the first place

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

The fucking community note 😭

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then