Mall Cop

Keeping you safe while you shop.

[Mall Cop @MallCops]

“@FunnnyCaptions: Who would've known the difference! 😂 #mallcops” // Jerry is so brilliant!

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“@_JDTHEGREAT_: @mallcops <--fuck all y'all hoes” / your tweet to follower ratio does not permit you to use this language.

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“@NotoriousT_Y_E: I already know my future.. #mallcop” // Welcome to the brotherhood.

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“@dannyrankin: Overheard 2 mall security guards discussing when to practice combat training exercises.” // tonight at Zero Dark Thirty!

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Putting out random cones in the parking lot with signs that say "Reserved for POTUS"

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“@jstull93: Campus police are the mall cops of college.” // False. They are low-life wannabes. #MallCops4Life

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“@vanofresh: Suck my d in the middle of the mall. while I flick the mall cops off.” // It's Flip not flick. So you have English issues, NBD.

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“@kkkelsie: I love all the mall cops, they're so chill and have the best personalities” // Yes! Finally some #mallcop love.

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“@MelanieLavoie1: lol @ mall cops. get a real job and let me park where I want.” // MOMMY!! They're not letting me park where I want!!!!

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“@BryEschen: Mall cops are the funniest thing” // I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

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“@ShawnWakaFord: These mall cops kill me when they get on their scooters” // I have never killed anyone. Tazed a bunch of people though.

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“@All_Star_Kid81: Wowwwww I just saw the cops chasing someone in the mall...” // He got away. Break time waits for no one.

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“@CasperFlip101: Fuck the police, FBI, CIA, LAPD, S.W.A.T, CSI, SAPS & mall cops..."// As you posted from the backseat of your moms minivan.

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“@beccadiamonds @Jgo_Merch @olddirtytshirt smoke in the tunnel / buy weed from mall cops” // I told you not to tell. I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL!

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“@NickChum: 6 cops on one black dude at Carolina place mall just because he stole a necklace” // Oh he's black?!? My bad. Guys let him go.

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“@__Briella: Some guy tried to steal my purse at the mall. I turned around and caught him.” // Next time I'll taze him in the nuts!

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“@mariahmarisa: At the mall all by myselffff:(” // Don't worry, I've been following you around since you got here. #niceass

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“@DanTiesi: #mallcops” // All day, 5 days a week...unless it's break time, then good luck.

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“@DaRealFuegoDino: Damn my boy reef got bagged #mallcops are 2 funny” // You need a new boy. With a name like "Reef" he's not going places.

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"@annajohnston17: “@julianne__3: waiting for the shuttle to take us to the MALL OF AMER / Hope Sue wasn't driving the shuttle. #shehasbadgas