Mall Manager

ONCE AGAIN Manager of North Forest Creek Mall. Idiot according to customers. Jerk according to tenants. Decent Guy according to 60% of his staff. #MallPowerful

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

This is way better than the Claire’s/Taco Bell store we tried to open at NFC Mall years ago...

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

if you need me I’ll be in the kfc sephora

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

@BarbiReuter @BenFranklin_YES Very sorry to hear this Barbi. My condolences.

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

@GroveAyers There are two customers in that mall. I'd KILL for two customers!

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

Is the world ready for such an event?! https://t.co/5qz0QyMqUL

[Duke Long @dukelong]

Is it possible to have @MallManager and @dukelong together @ICSC #RECON at the same time? Yes and no!

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

Coming out of my reclusive cave to wish @MrsSarahMalcolm a happy bday. I might even shave this long beard...

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

@GroveAyers is "Pics&Mortar" already taken?

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

Sorry @openboxsoftware, it's been done... https://t.co/vSuvOUXqIk

[Barbi Reuter @BarbiReuter]

Perhaps @MallManager can shed some light... https://t.co/UID4uZElvI

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

NO TIME TO BREATHE!!! HOLIDAY SEASON IS UPON US!!! https://t.co/SB93aU5NtZ

[Grove Ayers @GroveAyers]

@MallManager
On their way as I tweet.
And tinsel. So. Much. Tinsel.

Breathe...

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

YES! I NEED ALL OF THEM!!! https://t.co/V2AnxJaITV

[Grove Ayers @GroveAyers]

@MallManager You've got plennnnty of time brother!
You need my extra icicle lights?

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

Wait, Black Friday is *this* Friday?!CRAP!!!!!! https://t.co/v95e3an877

[Grove Ayers @GroveAyers]

@MallManager
How's the prep coming for the big weekend? We're waiting for Santa to arrive at @SilverLakeMall ...

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

NFC helped set the curve...in a negative way. https://t.co/SW0LB5ClaG

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

@Michael_MBA Because thanks to % rent, my company gets 8% of every @wetzelspretzels & @Cinnabon I buy.

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

HR said @Cinnabon is solely responsible for my health insurance premium increase last year. https://t.co/Cq82ICsIE6

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

Good news: We're making an NFC Mall app
Bad news: It's same group that did @ESPNFantasy app
@ least OUR customers are used to disappointment

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

@LutzTweets @cblmalls my money is on @pghkeats

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

At #11, Mall Manager. https://t.co/WR8T2nonYw

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

The 10 Most Stressful Jobs in the United States — https://t.co/68psfktHhJ

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

Some of my tenants would be thrilled to see me on a milk carton (but I appreciate @BarbiReuter not neglecting me!) https://t.co/NtUFqgZJ3S

[Barbi Reuter @BarbiReuter]

Count us among them, @Michael_MBA! surely you were the first. And never to neglect @MallManager.... https://t.co/HtQ7gLhKQM

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

Fire marshal shut down tenant for not having fire extinguisher. Apparently cup of water labeled "Don't drink! For a fire!" won't cut it.

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

Our HVAC contractors are making me think HVAC stands for "Hell, vendors aren't competent!"

[Mall Manager @MallManager]

Now being followed by @potholemergency. Joke's on them. The NFC Mall parking lot is one big pothole.