Jay Mallard

Chief, Service Management and Strategy, Enterprise Services, Defense Information Systems Agency

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@WynterWytch12 @atrupar Don’t forget Kamala 🤷‍♂️

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CBS is seriously gone off the rails. Stan Van Gundy comments during NCAA men’s basketball tournament, “As Killary Clinton said, it takes a village “.

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@packerzing

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@packerzing Yes, I recorded it

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@TopTrendingBuzz @AP @grok Yes, I am definitely checking my email at 4AM.

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@Keck553 @atrupar If we have free trade with no tariffs, how are we going to pay down the national debt and eliminate income tax?

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Celebrating my birthday today by going to a Nats game! I’m 55 2/3 aka 55 and 8 months aka 1 year from Minimum Retirement Age. And it’s a rain delay

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We enjoyed this @GFarrellWinery pinot for dinner tonight with ham, potatoes au gratin, broccoli and jelly beans.

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@BradSchweer Fairfax is opening! My oldest was in a classroom last week, middle is going in on Thursday and youngest next week...

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I gave a presentation on DoD Unified Capabilities yesterday at 2020 WEST that you might be able to find on their site if you look.

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Enjoying acquisition training at Ft Belvoir this week (it's like a vacation - sleep later, wear comfy clothes, end earlier). I've bought coffee at the café once a day and the price has gone down each time! $2.07 Monday, $1.37 Tuesday and $1.06 today. By Friday, it may be free!!

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Both of my 20" monitors were upgraded to 24" monitors overnight. Lots more room!!! Although the left monitor is now the right monitor...

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Army Ten Miler recap: It was humid and 70+ and I was under prepared. My goal was to finish under 2 hrs. ATM is crowed! Ran miles 1-5 at 11:15 min. pace and miles 6-10 at 11:45 pace to finish in 1:54:56. Great fun despite the heat and slow time!! Now to pick a Spring Marathon!!

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I just sent my first fax in like 20 years and it took forever! I used to fax things on a daily basis... How did we get anything done? Also, I don't remember having color faxes, but I might have repressed that memory.

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#Georgetownhoyas Allen iverson

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@ChesterGenMusic @ChesterbrookES @trifiddytri @SwagCoaching

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@PEwhisperer @thepharcyde @TriFiddyTri

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I brought my lunch to work today for the first time in years, thanks to late night meal prep last night. According to my calculations it was twice as healthy for half the cost!

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Celebrating 14 years of marriage today with @JenMallard. Happy anniversary baby! <3

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@kurzkarl Dr. Hermann approved it :)