Mallory

28✨ 👰‍♀️ wife @jonbarnes_21

[Mallory @MallloryN]

I don't understand how people can believe that God isn't real or that claims there isn't any proof that he's real, there's proof everywhere

[Rambo @chesportsguy]

We get a Kendrick concert on top of a Chiefs ass whopping?!

[Brett Eldredge @bretteldredge]

tis the season... y'all ready to glow?

[nel @luvsicksapphic]

me: I can’t stand this country

also me watching simone biles, suni lee, jordan chiles, hezly rivera, and jade carey win a gold medal for team usa https://t.co/TQQe033sZ5

[Mallory @MallloryN]

@AmandaaaNG Noah Kahan >

[Mallory @MallloryN]

@realksuz No one ever gets the excited tippy taps or starts whining like they are injured more than Cali when Jon or I come home from work

[Mallory @MallloryN]

Then why does she contact nap on me every chance she gets, run to me when she gets scared, and give me daily kisses

[Eric Conn @Eric_Conn]

Your pets are not children.

There is no such thing as a “dog mom” or “fur babies” or “four-legged children.” Just. Stop.

[Project Hail Stevie @IGoBySteve]

Did anyone else have scoliosis screenings in 5th/6th grade or was that a fever dream?

I was telling my kid about it and looked at me like I was an Ellis Island immigrant from 1897

[Mallory @MallloryN]

@AmandaaaNG We are unpacked we just don’t own a lot of stuff. Bought the house last March and just ordered a dresser and nightstands this passed weekend 😅

[Mallory @MallloryN]

I couldn’t be an influencer bc the idea of packing up my entire house every year to move into another dream home sounds so incredibly exhausting

[Mallory @MallloryN]

@hashjenni Coming back day after day after day with no actual end in sight

[Mallory @MallloryN]

@AmandaaaNG Literally lol, what a scam

[Mallory @MallloryN]

@AmandaaaNG I remembered it getting extended but wasn’t sure how long lol

[Mallory @MallloryN]

@AmandaaaNG Honestly fu for putting this on my timeline I actually did a jump scare

[slim. @MissKilahMarie]

I’m 28 & still trying to avoid teen pregnancy

[Mallory @MallloryN]

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[Mallory @MallloryN]

@megansnakebite @itsmichellehann The first time I had it I noticed I couldn’t sleep that night (I am caffeine sensitive) so the next time we went I got it and looked on the cup (my Panera has the nutrition facts on the cup) realized how much was in there and stopped drinking it. Had to limit my husband too 🤣

[Mallory @MallloryN]

@realksuz @BarberTrevy @Jordan_Leach10 That Ray cuddle tho 😍