mallory

i regret to inform you that you have made it to my page

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

another classic exchange w grandma

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

@alamocares i tried to pay a toll a week ago and your online support told me i had no toll to pay. now today i get hit with a $25 fee to pay a $4 toll?! what gives??

[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

.@HawkeyeFootball Dan Marburger is a hero, he deserves a hero’s welcome at the next Iowa v. Nebraska game

Spread the word hawk fans

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

@CapitalOne #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway is it over now? still on repeat #1989TaylorsVersion

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

@AllyWhereUGoins have you watched fresh yet? It’s a year old but it is so good. plus sebastian stan is very hot

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

@carlzoeson I was wondering what that was

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

@ryan_leonard25 @Oberbreckling25 is going to hate this

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

I’m so sorry to the lovely girls behind me at #ChicagoTSTheErasTour for ruining your video by turning around and screaming “Hits Different?!” when Taylor started playing the guitar. I hope you can salvage it. I lost all control of my body at that point

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

@AmazonHelp I mean I know how to make a return but thanks lol just maybe work on your warehouse labels

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

@AmazonHelp not you selling these as like new!! The website said box damage. These were worn several times and they aren’t even the same shoe I ordered. Now I am reordering but it’s going to take too long for the shoes I need to get here. Y’all need to work on your labels. GROSS

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

@C0urtneyTurner they AREN’T EVEN GETTING THE OOOHS RIGHT

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

@CapitalOne Dance! #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[ESPN @espn]

IOWA ENDS SOUTH CAROLINA'S 42-GAME WIN STREAK AND MOVES ON TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP 😱

[Iowa Women's Basketball @IowaWBB]

𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫 😤

@CaitlinClark22 is the winner of the 2023 @NaismithTrophy.

#Hawkeyes

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

all of my problems are solved

[❤️‍🔥 Taylor Swift Tour Updates @TS13ontour]

Taylor is singing CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS! ✨ 🎉 #TSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTourGlendale

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 Shimmer! #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

@MoviePass i have sent you a couple DMs on how to get the lincoln center code applied to my account as the app has nowhere to enter. It would be great if you could help out

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

@carlzoeson the CLARA-mente is HEAT

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

@C0urtneyTurner @ColtonRayBush hey colton do you watch football did you happen to catch that Kentucky game earlier

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

box fan rest sounds has been OMITTED from my #SpotifyWrapped

[mallory @MalloryDirks]

one of my favorite hobbies is hearing Craig talk about good meat prices. he just found out my grocery store has way better sales and I know he’s trying to formulate a plan to get the 5.99/lb prime rib to Iowa somehow