mallory tipton

im not the sweetest, but im not the meanest.

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

you arent a parents bc you fill a food and water bowl.

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

I totally get that you love your dog, but they arent anywhere near actual children.

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

It annoys me when people call themselves parents bc they take care of a pet.

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

@StaceO_O I love anything disney! ♡♡♡

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

@StaceO_O I bought Ariel the mermaids undies and thought of you. Or your shower curtain. That sounds less creepy. Lol

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

I feel as if...my boobs are getting smaller. HALLELUJAH

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

Wish I had somebody to come do my hair and make up

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

@StaceO_O wearing wedges guuuurrll

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

LOL dont do that again.....ever.

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

Emmitt is forever poopy. -___- and he does NOT have nice poops

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

Why do people still have stupid ass facebook names?

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

This is my second trimester...why do I still feel sick?! Ugh

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

@chilloutDarrius youre not gonna make it!

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

@chilloutDarrius bet you'll never drink that shit again!

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

@chilloutDarrius they give you the worst hangovers too. I drank a couple and swore Id been slapped in the face with a cactus.

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

@chilloutDarrius those things are vicious

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Hey girls, you are not a "mommy" just because you own a dog. You have to have a kid to be a mommy. If you are a mommy, then I am a dragon.

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

@chilloutDarrius ill cut you

[mallory tipton @MalloryErinn]

Hey kid rock, Shut up.