Mallory McCall

Day dreamer. Dream chaser. Southern embellished.

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

@Cef4103 I never did with either pregnancy - I still don’t know what a full nights sleep is like 🤣

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

WHO ARE YOU FOOLS DATING? 😅

[ANTHONY ONEAL @AnthonyONeal]

The average American spends $121,082.40 on dating in their lifetime. 🤯

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

Honestly y’all are buying your fams more for Valentine’s Day than I buy mine for Christmas 😆

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

Some of y’all are making me look like the Grinch of Valentine’s Day.

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

Just found out all the chaps I babysat as a teenager are turning 19, 20, 21 this year - why am I suddenly so old 😭😭

[Mary Marantz @marymarantz]

Surround yourself with people who see the magic ✨in you.

Your people should be mirrors🪞, not microscopes. 🔬

Mirrors show you who you are & who you’re becoming. Microscopes hold you in one place for easier scrutiny.🧐

Learn that difference early, and often. ❤️

[ANTHONY ONEAL @AnthonyONeal]

Name one problem you've solved by stressing out. 👀

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

@Cef4103 🤣🤣

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

Also 1,000lb sisters and Teen Mom 2 #whoami

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

I get so annoyed at myself for 90 day fiancé being a guilty pleasure 🙄 #why

[ANTHONY ONEAL @AnthonyONeal]

🙋🏾‍♂‍ if you’ve been there!

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

Does anyone else like to read Venmo’s newsfeed or is that just me? 🤣

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

@taylor_laynee That is so great 🤩🤩

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

What is this with the closed lip smiles? Are you trying to make your lips look cute? I don’t understand. What’s the goal, here? Like, your teeth aren’t ugly, let’s stop this.

[Ben & Candy Carson @RealBenCarson]

Silencing a significant number of voters and erasing history is no way to unite us; it only further divides. Big tech & social media platforms want to act like media orgs but don’t want to be held accountable with the rest of media. Speech should be free whether you agree or not.

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

@Cef4103 @PartyCity This is the best 😂

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

@hannahbugg4 I ordered it at 5:15 this morning 🤣

[Mallory McCall @MalloryHelms]

FYI @hannahbugg4, I’ve been sitting in the car, in the garage for the last 20 minutes because standing/sitting/rolling/ and all other actions makes my candy-coated-thunder-thighs scream in agony. No kidding.

[Keisha Griffin @keishalinnea]

give me faith

to trust what you say

that you’re good

and your love is great