Mallory M.

Jesus lover, 26 year old, improv, CCAC, hip hop, Pittsburgh, and in a serious relationship with chicken nuggets

[Mallory M. @MalloryMcDeavit]

I just met my neighbor in the apartment below us while I was taking out the trash while I was wearing a retainer, no bra, and my hair looked like a colonial father..I need to remember I don’t live in the country anymore and I need to look presentable when I leave the apartment 😂

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

Someone drugged my drink this weekend.

Here’s are some symptoms of a spiked drink that I wish I knew beforehand (and was never told):

[Mallory M. @MalloryMcDeavit]

💕 @ChickfilA

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

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🌻 @PostMalone

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I just spelled “rough” as “ruff” in a paper for school 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m losing it

Also I haven’t tweeted in forever so this is coming out of nowhere 😂

[Mallory M. @MalloryMcDeavit]

Who needs a man when u have 🍕

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When tragedies happen it makes u realize how stupid the petty little things r and that we should all just love each other

[Mallory M. @MalloryMcDeavit]

So I got bloodwork done today where I had to fast, so I didn’t eat half the day I got it done then said “wait I drank sweet tea does that count as not fasting” keep in mind this is AFTER I got it done..... so I have to get my blood drawn again 2morrow..why am I like this

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Episode 54 - Mallory McDeavitt https://t.co/iN2WfzwPCW thanks to this cool dude for having me on his pod 🙌🏻! It was fun! @alexkraemer726

[Mallory M. @MalloryMcDeavit]

My name is Hannah Montana and your watching Disney channel ✨#HappyHalloween2018 #Halloween18 #hannahmontana

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I’m never on time for anything I’m either an hour early or 2 days late

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Met jay Leno at a pizza place in Ohio 🙌🏻🍕 @jayleno

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Zac and I have been trying to keep our relationship under wraps and this photo leaked and...April fools day!! I’m really bad at pranks and photo editing but I tried 😂😂 @ZacEfron

[Joystick @Joystickimprov]

This is your first of 2 chances this weekend to see @Joystickimprov. Tonight 8:00 @ArcadeComedy with @RndmEncntrs412 and Dog Show Improv. #improv #comedy #theweekendstartsonthursday

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Happy Singles awareness day 😂😁😄😊😅😰😩😭 #ValentinesDay2018

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I’m obsessed with the Greatest Showman 💕🙌🏻🎩 #GreatestShowman #canzaceffronbemyvalentine