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[Mallory Parks @MalloryParkssss]

I hope whoever ends up with me likes being serenaded by nsync songs

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

4:59 with respect to Jayden Daniels

[StubHub @StubHub]

Effective immediately, we will no longer offer tickets in groups of 5. Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, we're only doing 4 or 6+. Thank you for your understanding.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Angry Birds Rio always bummed me out. Just never felt quite right destroying a Brazilian community like that

[x - Clean Sheet of Ice @CleanSheetofIce]

Justin Hryckowian might be the funniest player in hockey and I’m so serious 😭😭😭

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

She’s so iconic

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Immediately yes.

🎧 https://t.co/Y1wo5WtVdb

[PFF College @PFF_College]

@Brett_McMurphy @on3 How could anyone decline the invite to the greatest bowl game College Football has to offer

[reem @fallnstrs]

me everytime whitney leavitt is on my screen #DWTS

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think many of your problems stem from the fact that you’re not keeping it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky

[Adam Spencer @AdamSpencer4]

Christi: “Garrett plays tonight. Reminder that LSU’s colors are purple and yellow and they’re playing at Clemson. They’re orange. What are you going to wear, honey?”

Doug: “This plain blue shirt will be fine.”

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

Don’t worry y’all, Mikko Rantanen is a Dallas Star.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Status alert: Corey Seager (already did his job) leaves game Wednesday.

[Justin foscue truther @CSeagerFC]

When im in a nonchalant competition and my opponents are Corey Seager and Phil Maton

[Red Raider Man🌵 @redraiderman1]

I’m in a really bad place right now. Not mentally, I’m just in Houston

[el @eleesalw]

You can’t even stand, nice try pal.

[Barstool LSU @LSUBarstool]

THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT WEE WEE WEE ALL THE FUCKING WAY HOME

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked who should go home tonight, and why

[jnet⚜️🐅 @jnetbritt]

rocco’s rn knowing there’s about to be thousands of LSU fans otw to omaha