Mallory Randall

Strongly anti-minivan. Pro-GMO. Hates cats and sarcasm.

[Drew Comments @sjs856]

Pfizer is now FDA approved, but what kind of longterm effects does it have on people?

@plies

[Mallory Randall @MalloryRandal20]

@willbardwell @GolfDigest As a pharmacist, I have to throw out on average 5 doses of vaccine a day… makes me sick. Then I hear shit like this. So frustrating.

[Governor Larry Hogan @GovLarryHogan]

Congratulations to President-elect Biden. Everyone should want our president to succeed because we need our country to succeed. We have great challenges ahead of us as a country. Now more than ever, we need to come together as Americans.

[CNN @CNN]

"If you cannot stand up and fight the good fight and you want to be a cheater.... something is wrong with you."

A protester in Minneapolis condemned "opportunistic" looters undermining the message of peaceful demonstrations across the US. https://t.co/2K1nDvaaFH

[Mallory Randall @MalloryRandal20]

@CabbageGolf Yes. Only I can take responsibility of marrying one of you two buffoons.

[Mallory Randall @MalloryRandal20]

@GolfDigest @Robrandall55. Chunky.

[Mallory Randall @MalloryRandal20]

@CabbageGolf in regards to your bio... the wives think you’re idiots regardless of the golf course... my husband is currently spraying soap on his yard.

[Mallory Randall @MalloryRandal20]

via ⁦@nytimes⁩ https://t.co/P2teINY8O8

[Mallory Randall @MalloryRandal20]

@Robrandall55 @CortisMallory You locked me out of the other one

[Mallory Randall @MalloryRandal20]

@Robrandall55 @CortisMallory that’s the wrong twitter account dummy.