Mallory

I’m too drunk to taste this chicken

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

Play el taxi @pitbull ty

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

In my RED (Taylor’s Version) Era and makin new friends at #TaylorSwift @taylorswift13

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

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[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

I’m not a big cat person but I do like watching them make their little biscuits

[Eize Basa @PonchoRebound]

When I say “I hate drama” I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people's drama? Big fan.

[trapper/rapper @lonthecelebrity]

Not wanting to have a baby is a good enough reason to not wanna have one. We don’t need to jump through all these hoops to justify abortion.

[bringbackmyspace @HypeSoMellow]

my love language is acts of service if i ask for a glass of water i need you to stand up go like dis 🫡 and run to the kitchen

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

Follow me back @SteveBecker11

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

If u see me trying to parallel park for 15 minutes mind ur business

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

@ghansenn Felt

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

@bitcheslovemika It’s okay, we all have our downfalls

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

I can confirm rn that I’m not mentally unstable because I’ve never made an Instagram for my dog

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

Why have we normalized parrots talking and not doing anything about it

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

@RichardBurgin Sorry Richard I’ll run it by u next time I tweet

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

@miaf1017 💯💯‼️🗣🗣🥵

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

Do you ever just have to listen to some Coldplay on the drive home

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

Going out was actually fun when it was illegal and I had to hop fences

[🌴 @__g673]

Watching tiktoks 7 hours a day to prevent the possibility of a thought occuring

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

Paper straws make me legit sick to my stomach who ok’d these

[Mallory @Mallory_Harnden]

@NicolePellnat @TheAndrewNadeau It’s therapeutic give it a try