Mallory Wheeler

probably eating little bites | UNI '18

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So, family pics turned out really good!!

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Iowa: where people's barns are nicer than their houses

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Why does this kid remind me of Brady Flinchum in middle school https://t.co/mA8YI7fDdv

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I will* be this extra for my wedding https://t.co/LPLTiilFi5

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Me after UNI book store tells me they'll give me $2 for my $195 book

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Why we can't take my dad to Mexican restaurants 101:

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"Screw finals. I should pass just because I went the whole year without a single parking ticket."

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Just watched a squirrel get hit by a car and do two full 360's before landing back on the road

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How some people are capable of suddenly shutting someone out of their life one day and moving on as it if nothing ever happened is beyond me

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Firm believer in the fact that the best conversations happen in the front seat of a car

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SHE THOUGHT IT WAS 500 MEN WHO ALL LOOKED THE SAME AND THAT LOOMPA LAND WAS A REAL COUNTRY

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I would like to talk with whoever admitted my roommate into college. She did not know that the oompa loompas were one person replicated

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@Sam4swimming tomorrow when you see me ❤

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Sounds like my upstairs neighbors have taken up a new hobby of bowling!!!

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Always looking out for me ❤ https://t.co/yU1qYThl5R

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When you're beyond ready for spring break but then realize it's only Tuesday: