Mallory Wilson

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[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

Hey Y'all! Find me over on BlueSky at

@mallorywilson.bsky.social

[Linda™ @Lindellions]

for no reason what so ever here’s harrison butker eating absolute shit 🫶

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

It's almost the weekend, which means it's almost Sunday, which means it's almost time for the next episode of "The White Lotus." 😍 Anyone else obsessed?

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

@markalfordkc You’re winning the hearts of the uneducated. So there’s somthin for ya!

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

@markalfordkc Oh are you a medical professional Mark?

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

@markalfordkc @RoyBlunt @VickyHartzlerMO Hopefully congress has a booster seat if you win…

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

@ChipotleTweets what do ya say about cutting the lettuce a little smaller?

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

It's that time of year again when teachers put out their wishlists asking for donations for their classrooms, and I think about how absolutely insane it is that American classrooms are supplied by public donations 🤦‍♀️

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

I don’t mean to cause alarm but….is there a sriracha shortage?

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

Official @aloyoga Stan

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

Wordle 293 X/6

Well wouldn’t you have it……I lost my first Wordle today.

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[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

Wordle 278 2/6

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That was worth a share 🤩

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

My toxic trait is that I just ran a mile in 10:45, half dead afterwards…the whole time thinking “I could do a half marathon”.

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

@JillFilipovic Aw shucks. Thank you so much for your reply though! :)

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

@JillFilipovic Hello! I've been searching everywhere. WHERE did you get those paintings that are behind you in the lularich documentary?!?

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

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[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

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[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

Happy Tuesday! Day 2 of mask mandates where I live. Yesterday at the gym was rough ridin but hopefully I get used to masking there again

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

Testing out the new Summer flavors from @SplendidSpoonNY this week! Delish!

[Mallory Wilson @Mallory__Wilson]

Headed to go run a 0.01K. Wish me luck!