Rostislav Maloch

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[dj online @buddhashaq69]

“Counting or not counting Trautenberg violence”

[Rostislav Maloch @MalochRostislav]

i fucking love this xD

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

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[Rostislav Maloch @MalochRostislav]

@hourly_shitpost Can't have shit in Detroit.

[Rostislav Maloch @MalochRostislav]

@imfckxxgcherry @heavensbvnny That would be me, thank you.

[Rostislav Maloch @MalochRostislav]

@ZpevakV @petr_fifth

[Rostislav Maloch @MalochRostislav]

@MrJamesMay Beware of spiders

[Rostislav Maloch @MalochRostislav]

@dorijepero Udelam kakao

[Rostislav Maloch @MalochRostislav]

@Kenyan_Corvid @quesadaaa_ You just cant comprehend his might

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Mommy Cat Showing Her Kitten To Her Favorite Human 😊

[Rostislav Maloch @MalochRostislav]

@sergiowct @intermarium24 Yea well our country isn´t able to finish our oldest motorway without yearly fixing so...

[Poslední skaut™ @Posledniskaut]

Uherské Hradiště, sobota večer, prezident si zašel na pivo.

[Policie ČR @PolicieCZ]

Pokud byste nám chtěli psát, že "X" není FB či IG, tak nemusíte, víme to😁 ale ony se na silnicích stávají i ty hezké příběhy 👇

#plicieulk

[Rostislav Maloch @MalochRostislav]

@Odinsson_V @Brananaxx bro ur blessed to have that WEAPON in your possession

[karo @velkyspatnyk]

a tys jako neviděla ty red flags?

já:

[Rostislav Maloch @MalochRostislav]

Not everyone will get that one

[Rostislav Maloch @MalochRostislav]

@MicrosoftEdge Sums it up yea

[Rostislav Maloch @MalochRostislav]

@VelkVezr2 já tedy používám "Uveď v činnost spínací prvek, jenž řídí světelný okruh"

[Rostislav Maloch @MalochRostislav]

@Pirat_Nation FlatOut 1 was good, FlatOut 2 is still an amazing racing game with great ost, FlatOut 3 Is just bad.. bad driving model, bad graphics and shitty music

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