Rachel Maltby

Photosensitive baker/author. I like hats. I'm a Mormon. Movie quotes are my love language.

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

I wrote hungry hoard instead of hungry horde. Bit of a difference. #bewareHomophones

[Brandon Mull @brandonmull]

Genuine humility is always in fashion, and its absence is reliably unbecoming.

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

@beingcindy If you find out PLEASE share!

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

Yes!!!! MAY THE FORKS BE WITH US

[the NOVL 🎉 @theNOVL]

It’s official: #midnightsun. https://t.co/j0n3eTpK1p

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

@TriciaLevensell Right?!!! May the FORKS be with us ♥️

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

@CNHolmberg Wow!!

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

Husband labeled me as:
70% Anakin
20% Han Solo
10% C3PO.
I ❤️ his accuracy. Also... does that make naughty? Or just obnoxious 😆

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

@CNHolmberg Ohhhhh that's unpleasant. Have cake: 🍰

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

What's the hardest word for you to spell? Mine: silhouette. I hate it.

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

@TriciaLevensell @MikkiHelmer My sentiments exactly

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

@LindaRandom @LDStorymakers I hope you've had a great time here! I'm looking forward to querying you!

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

@MikkiHelmer I make a habit of NOT looking at words from 5years ago, thanks 😂

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

Yikes. "Slow as molasses in January" isn't entirely accurate. 😱

[BostonTweet @BostonTweet]

99 years ago today the Boston Molasses Disaster occurred when 2.3 million gallons of molasses flooded the North End.

The molasses flooded the North End at a speed of 35mph with 25 foot tall waves that killed 21 people.

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

WHERE CAN I GET A T-SHIRT WITH THE NEW #Roswell R logo on it?! #need #neeeed @TheCW Also, the Crashdown should legit be real. #MilkshakePlease

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

#Roswell was MY OBSESSION. #notExaggerating Fingers crossed on the reboot, because... I may have seen the original seasons 8+ times 🛸 👽

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

@TheDanWells I can't believe I've never heard of this, and I'm astonished it's TRUE. It sounds so fanciful! --The BostonPost compared the dead horses stuck in the mess to insects on fly paper. #Molassacre

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Ambiguous Object Illusion: an incredible new design by Kokichi Sugihara of Meiji University in Japan, the inventor of this illusion and art form. A clever combination of reflection, perspective, and viewing angle produce this striking illusion https://t.co/xNch507rfI

[christina rotondo @christinaroto]

my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

@brookiecowles You're a ravenclaw? Cool

[Rachel Maltby @MaltbyRachel]

@KristyGStewart Oh that was nice. Thanks, Kristy