Malte

[Malte @MalteNerd]

Not only did I get to eat semlor today, since it's the day for them pastries.. (It's a swedish thing) But I'm also heading out to see a Hans Zimmer orchestra and lights show. On a chewsday innit!

[Malte @MalteNerd]

@_bufu2k

[Malte @MalteNerd]

@puddingofdoom2 You say that, but I'm swedish. We appreciate participation trophies.

[Malte @MalteNerd]

You hear everything from the neighbours in this apartment at night, but the session someone had last night was insane. They were going at it for an hour, dude could hardly breathe and the woman sounded bored af while saying "Oh yes. That's nice" real monotone. I hate it here. 😂

[Malte @MalteNerd]

Dreamed @michirage made a scifi movie with Sam Jackson and then started a thumb wars tournament. I was the ref "Rule of Thumb", someone broke their pinky opening the door into the venue, and @_bufu2k showed up with the ugliest mug with some text about fruits and veggies. Sorry

[Malte @MalteNerd]

Told my boss I'm getting more and more sick every day from working with a cold, his response was: "Yeah I'm sick too.. but it's going to snow a lot tomorrow so you can't really call in sick. MAYBE Thursday or Friday if there's less to do." 😂Yes sir bossman! 🫡

[Malte @MalteNerd]

Got stopped on my way home by someone asking "Hey, you're a guy right? How are you? Are you satisfied being a guy? That's all. Take care!" We out here getting drunken speed-interviewed in the middle of explosions. 🤔

[Malte @MalteNerd]

Yo, happy new years people of the world. Try to keep the celebrations to a minimum as we old folks need to sleep around 9ish.

[Malte @MalteNerd]

Me mum gave me 2 tickets to a Hans Zimmer concert here in town in roughly a month. Now I just need to make a friend that also enjoys high quality cinematic musica. He's no John Williams but dang son, he got some bangers anyway.

[Malte @MalteNerd]

Tomorrow is the day of days. Just remember that the most important part isn't the gifts, or getting together with your loved ones, or a cozy snowcovered evening.. No no. The food is what it's all about. Let's get chonky! Mary Chrysler fellow Internetians.

[Malte @MalteNerd]

Just went to see the Nutcracker ballet performance. I can highly recommend for amazing music and dancing. Even if only once for the experience, well worth it.

[Malte @MalteNerd]

I feel like there's a flaw in the system. I realize I spent like 23% of the year on this site, but to say I watched 366 days out of 365.. I feel attacked. Not saying it's not justified, just saying damn son.

[Malte @MalteNerd]

@_Maral Don't worry Maralli, it wasn't about you this time. But there's always tomorrow! 😂

[Malte @MalteNerd]

I'm once more in that lovely dreaming phase where I dream of people I know or knew. Last night I woke up from a really weird dream, fell back asleep and told a friend about the previous dream in my new dream, and then told them again when I woke up. 10/10 recommend.

[Malte @MalteNerd]

Got me a new tapestry to not only cover the unnecessarily many drill holes the previous tenant left in the wall, but also to make it less empty. It's quite a hoot if I do say so myself.

[Malte @MalteNerd]

Imagine coming home from work, place reeks of paint. Notice someone's been in my apartment and painted the doorframe to the bathroom. Turns out they went 1 floor too far since the downstairs neighbour is the one renovating. Free paintjob for me. 🤔Just apartment life.

[Malte @MalteNerd]

@_Maral Challenge accepted.

[Malte @MalteNerd]

Not sure why they'd hang this in a recycling station.. either they just wanted to spruce it up a bit or they think the shows trash.

[Malte @MalteNerd]

So here I was, touching grass and renting a boat for fishing. 3 hours later in a lake, we got no fishes. We park the boat again, and as soon as we do a fish splashes a few meters away. My friend throws once and get's a pike. Moral of the story: Don't rent boats.

[Malte @MalteNerd]

Ok but for real. Coffee drinkers, why the frick do you have to do slurping sounds while drinking it? If it's too hot just be like a normal person and let it cool off. When a drink sounds as bad as it smells, just give it up people. 🤔