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[Billie @Billie_T]

Madueke opening 20 minutes the worst right wing performance in America since Trump lost to Biden

[Daniel Conversano ⏩ e/acc 🚀 @dannyconversano]

POV : Tu as acheté une maison en viager mais tu commences à te dire que c'était peut-être une connerie.

[(fan) yas @yassronaldo]

Yo en mis últimos instantes de vida teniendo flashbacks de Cabo Verde en el Mundial 2026:

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Just met a girl whose dad owns an air conditioning business

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

messi at 19 messi at 29 messi at 39

[Actu Foutre @ActuFoutreOff]

💣🚨 Les commentateurs de Canal + ne mâchent plus leurs mots pour parler des joueurs d'Arsenal. 😳

(@AnalPlusFoutre)

[Thierry Breton @ThierryBreton]

Make election interference great again, @JDVance.

[Betclic 🔞 @Betclic]

*Trêve de 2 semaines*

Les supporters de Tottenham :

[Dharper @743Dharper]

Harry Kane is suffering from the worst thing in modern football... consistency.

50 goals and nobody cares because he does it every season. Only Ronaldo and Lionel Messi truly escaped that consistency trap.

For everyone else, doing it every year just makes people get used to you and pay less attention.

9 league goals man and Elche's nightmare has been getting all the balon d'or shouts simply because he's improved from last season and accumulated a couple of goals and assists this season.

Kane doesn't even get the luxury of the improvement hype since he's expected to deliver as usual.

• Elche's man goes from 9 league goals to 20 goals - Everyone's Wowed
• Kane goes from 50 goals to 50 goals -Boring

You see the pattern?

At this point, consistency feels like a baller's nightmare.

[// @aggzzx]

He's got 45 goals in March and everyone acts like this is normal

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

jonathan byers going into the finale bitchless, friendless, his mom dgaf about him, welcome back kendall roy!!

[MaîtreZemky @MaitreZemky]

Il se fait démolir par Roselyne Bachelot, alors au G7 ça risque de faire juste.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

I love this app

[Scipion @Scipionista]

On va pouvoir mener l’Ouzbékistan à la victoire finale avec les licences officielles et soulever le vrai trophée de la CDM

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

😭

[Scipion @Scipionista]

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