Guy Malyon

North London boy supporting Tottenham, Saracens and Middlesex.

[Enfield Town Ladies FC @EnfieldTownLFC]

⚽ Home Pre-Season Friendly ⚽

Our first team are back at the Dave Bryant Stadium this coming Sunday to host @StevenageFCW Development for their final pre-season friendly! 🔵⚪️

With the league campaign kicking off on the 16th, the squad are putting in their final preparations and would love to see a big crowd out there to support them. 📣🔥

📅Sunday 9th August
🕑2:00 PM
📍Dave Bryant Stadium, EN1 3PL
🎟️Free Entry!

Come down, bring your friends, and let's get behind the team! 🙌⚽

[Guy Malyon @MalyonGuy]

@Catters61 🤣

[Guy Malyon @MalyonGuy]

@JensonButton Agree - but it’s so much better when you are involved!!

[Guy Malyon @MalyonGuy]

@JeremyClarkson It wasn’t just me then!?

[Enfield Town FC @ETFCOfficial]

FT: ETFC 2-0 AFC

Two second half strikes secure victory for Town. Many thanks again and best wishes to @ArsenalAcademy for the year ahead.

#UpTheTown

[Enfield Town Ladies FC @EnfieldTownLFC]

🔒 Staying put. Ready to go again. 🔵⚪

We’re pleased to confirm that Sam Malyon has been retained for the 2025/26 season! 💪

📍 Midfield
💙 A consistent presence and a key part of the squad moving forward.

Let’s build on it, Sam — the hard work continues.
#UpTheTowners #EnfieldTownLadies #SquadReveal #Retained #WomensFootball #NewSeason #TogetherAgain

[Spurs Army @SpursArmyTweets]

Robbie Williams, performing live at the EMIRATES, asked “HOW FAR AWAY ARE ARSENAL FROM A EUROPEAN TROPHY?” 🤣🏆

He replied to his question by saying “four f*cking miles!” 😭

Fully COYS.

🎥 spurs.winners2025 on TikTok

[The Spurs Web @thespursweb]

Fully COYS @LucasMoura7

[Enfield Town Ladies FC @EnfieldTownLFC]

Manage Enfield Town Ladies FC 1st Team

We are now taking applications for our 1st Team Manager position.

We are looking for a visionary & inspirational leader, with significant experience of the Women’s game.

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[Guy Malyon @MalyonGuy]

@EnfieldTownLFC @ERWFLe Excellent result!

[Guy Malyon @MalyonGuy]

@EnfieldTownLFC Great all round performance from the team!

[Guy Malyon @MalyonGuy]

@EnfieldTownLFC Woah - a win on penalties! That hasn’t happened in years! Get in!

[Guy Malyon @MalyonGuy]

@daveberry_tweet Seller

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Scotland’s Euro 2024 highlights:

[Guy Malyon @MalyonGuy]

Is it too early to call for a ban on ITV showing England games?

[Guy Malyon @MalyonGuy]

@bushontheradio Guinness in Ireland

[Guy Malyon @MalyonGuy]

@EnfieldTownLFC @Millwall_LFC @claire_gooch The service you’ve given to the club is nothing short of outstanding. Congratulations on an unbelievable career @claire_gooch

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

Funniest defending you’ll see all week 🤣

[Enfield Town FC @ETFCOfficial]

What a day. What a day.