Malyon Tom

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

If police are going to start arresting people for “misinformation and lying” I’d like to point them to all the recent government manifestos and they can start there 👍🏻

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

Many younger people are about to experience a Labour govt for the first time.
I feel sorry for them as they’ve had to endure 14 years of awful shite from the Tories and are about to find out, for the first time, that Labour are exactly the same. Their hopes will be dashed within months.
Next time they will have experienced both Labour and Conservative and I hope they come round to the idea that voting for something new like Reform with common sense policies is the answer.
Best of luck to you all. x

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

@Nigel_Farage I’m no longer politically homeless Nigel, you’ve given us an outlet.
Immigration, tax, net zero, gender madness.. the Tories let us down, Labour will be worse.

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

Not what I expected @raylo - this is supposedly in “Very Good Condition”, I’m shocked. Your WhatsApp chat opens at 9:30am and I’ve been told you’ll message ‘later’, how busy can you be after 10 minutes?!

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

@Joey7Barton Ironic seeing as there are many female commentators who have played at a greater level, and who do a better job of commentating than you would given the chance. Utter misogynistic crap.

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

And after all that, you’ve lost my custom. @zzoommfullfibre I hope you can do better

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

@SkyUK been trying to renew my broadband for a while, despite telling me I can do this on your MySky app I’m always met with message telling me I can’t do that right now. Tried calling, gave up after 45 mins on hold. Might move away if you can’t make it easier, not very VIP is it

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

@SkyUK been trying to renew my broadband for a while, despite telling me I can do this on your MySky app I’m always met with message telling me I can’t do that right now. Tried calling, gave up after 45 mins on hold. Might move away if you can’t make it easier, not very VIP is it

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

If you watched the horrible events on the streets of London on Saturday and you've concluded that @SuellaBraverman is the person to blame, then YOU are part of the problem.

When your house is on fire, don't blame the person shouting "Fire!"

Blame the arsonists.

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

@Tesco just picked up my click and collect shop, got home to find the bread has a hole in the bag and the whole loaf is rock hard stale. Refund please

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

@BenjyRobinson09 Naaa you can’t trot this out just because he scored a couple of goals 😭😭

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

@JonnyLeighfield Best of luck with the new job mate, thanks for all your hard work at the Adver 🙌🏼

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

Yes.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Should Jota have been sent off for this?

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

@BootsUK quadruple points until 1pm, but doesn’t work, now expired. No help from Twitter. Will buy my £60+ worth of shopping elsewhere, very disappointed.

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

@BootsUK Can’t use your QUADPOINTS deal even though I have a qualifying basket. Help 🚨

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

@BootsUK Can’t use your QUADPOINTS deal even though I have a qualifying basket. Help 🚨

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

@BenjyRobinson09 I read too much into the ‘has a knock 75% chance of playing’ 😔

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

@BenjyRobinson09 @Dominos_UK I’m still waiting for something. @Dominos_UK any update?

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

Thanks @Dominos_UK in Sandhurst for missing the tomato sauce, cheese and toppings off my pizza tonight 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Malyon Tom @MalyonTom]

@BenjyRobinson09 @Dominos_UK All I got was an email saying sorry we’ll train our staff better. Who doesn’t know you’re supposed to cover the whole pizza? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Ethan Thomas @Ethan_thomas96]

With me now having all my time back I feel rather lost already 😂

If anyone would like me to come and help out with / put sessions on with them and their team please reach out! ⚽️