Malzz

Leave me alone

[Malzz @Malzz0]

In my head , I’m the funniest person I know.

[carly @emofratboy]

if you were to tell 2014 me that grace helbig has cancer, colleen ballinger is grooming her fans and responded with a passive aggressive ukulele song, and trisha paytas is the most grounded and calm she’s been in her career….good luck charlie

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HOW TO STOP FEELING LIKE SHIT BECAUSE OF OTHER PEOPLE’S STUPID OPINIONS ?????????

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@scary_rhino ufffffffff

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name something more useless than trying to convince your relatives their political opinions may not be right

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@sahana_inamdar @scary_rhino only accurate thread I’ve seen on this app

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@sahana_inamdar OMG I WENT THROUGH THIS TODAY
Like you had the whole year???

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@rishivr11 agreed

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what’s a lollapalooza and why is everyone posting a picture of it

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5.5 year course gonna become 10 years at this point

[Koushik @koushikjoshi]

Jayanagar and (some parts of) JP Nagar are the most CHAD areas of Bangalore.

They have everything that places like Indiranagar do, with 2x better infra; while still preserving the old Bengaluru vibe.

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why does exam season come with stomach issues

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@stats_feed this is why I don’t work out

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@literElly when us @NithilaRamesh

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Can’t they invent a festival where you give your husband up for the day and only eat food

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@sahana_inamdar yes ofc

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how to stop seeing what people are liking on your home feed

please help a very Twitter challenged human

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@sahana_inamdar lmaoo
I feel like choosing to just quit few products at at a time (like paneer and cheese) is better than going all in
Also the vegan cheese’s in India are actually veryyy nice

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@sahana_inamdar I laughed so much at the ending of this tweet