Mama B.Goose

Yap account, mostly about life and being a new mom

[Mama B.Goose @MamaBGoose]

Gallons 😳

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The way my baby has a blow out, and then screams at me when I go to clean her up, as if I’M the one who pooped HER pants.

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This morning baby goose fell asleep watching little bear with me, the way I used to with mama goose 🥰

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Just saw a porch goose in this outfit and it took my breath away. Homeownership is a proxy for owning a porch goose The house itself is the arbitrary physical material that surrounds and necessitates the spiritual center of the porch goose

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Closing on our new house tomorrow!! No more weird neighbor! (Hopefully at least, haven’t met the new ones yet!) 🤞🏻

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@LightDarkness_S Literally! I have a note pad I keep at the ready. Theres just not enough time in a day though

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This week has been an exercise in patience. Everytime I’m like “once baby’s down….” I stg she hears me and is like “nope!” By the time she does get down I forget what I wanted to do 😅

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I might be biased because she’s mine and is a copy paste of me, but my baby is the cutest lil bean 🐣

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Mr goose got attacked by a dumpster squirrel and it’s taking everything for me not to bully him intensely about it

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“How’re you feeling?” Me-

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Kangaroo goose

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“A peri bottle?… Perry the peri bottle?!”

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The hands of my favorite people ❤️

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@Murgobo I have and it’s surprisingly sweet and light. Honestly tastes kind of like cereal milk 🤣

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All I can think of when I open my fridge/freezer is this scene but with tiddie milk instead of diapers

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@DoingDennis I am but I’m starting to run out of space! Theres so much! 😭

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The girls are girling too hard. 37 oz and it’s not even dinner time.

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Mommy’s having her first glass of wine of wine in 9 months.
Cheers!🥂

[Mama B.Goose @MamaBGoose]

🎶 If you want to view paradise🎶