Mama Barton

LEAVE MY BOY ALONE YA BUGGERS!!!

[Mama Barton @MamaBarton]

@piersmorgan @hazardeden10 Stop stealing my tweets you bum! Eden, you're a bigger bum, and a fool- and not as good as Joey.

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@hazardeden10 You're not half the football player my boy Joey is.

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@hazardeden10 Did you mean 3 times winners, Manchester United- or 6th placed Chelsea? Please clarify.

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@hazardeden10 You should've come to United- a real club. You'll regret that this time next season when you see United above you. Good luck.

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@hazardeden10 Chelsea- no stability/no coach. City- Artificial club, much Competition: Nasri, Silva, Balot, Tevez. Manchester- UNITED / no.7

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@RealMattLucas Please help get the word out, Joey for ENGLAND! #JOE4EUROS

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@davidwalliams I miss my Joey.

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@justinbieber Many say ur "music" is a cancer upon the world, which is what they say about Joey with football- he's a big fan! #BARTONBIEBER

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@katyperry I think you should give my little joey a ring- he's a real man...not like Brand... #BARTONBETTERTHANBRAND

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@themichaelowen Tell the truth, Isn't Joey the greatest player you've ever played along side? Certainly the best looking? #JOE4EUROS

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@rafvdvaart What a sweet boy, Joey must have forgotten, can you call him to remind the boy, he must still be playing with Philly.

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@MrPeterAndre I think my little Joe could help you, his room used to be covered in posters of you back when you had a 6 pack. #ZANZIBARTON

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@victoriabeckham @karliekloss @voguemagazine I think so too...some people say my joey looks like your davey, could be brothers. #JOE4EUROS

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@jimmycarr That is brilliant, i love your comedy- will you love my joey with me, no one else wants to? #JOE4EUROS

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@achrisevans @theJeremyVine Let's get my little lad Joey to Roy's attention! #JOE4EUROS

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@JKCorden @Gnev2 If u fink that's a masterstroke, imagine how lil joey in an England shirt at the Euros would do for the team #JOE4EUROS

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@VincentKompany Congratulations on your trophy, but fair dues must go to joey for having played at city #neverforgetjoey #JOE4EUROS

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@liamgallagher @VincentKompany How must you all regret my little joey left u? You'da won the European Cup if he hadn't. #JOEBOYTOUNITED

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@GNev2 @skysports_ed WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF MY LIL JOEY GETTING A CALL UP FROM YOU NOW THAT YOU'RE COACH? #JOE4EUROS

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@eddieizzard Will you be needing a dress? My boy Joseph left me a bunch he got tired of, M&S, good stuff- you're sex on legs btw, yum yum!