Jayne Collins

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@benonwine I think he should be put in the same hole as Andrew, Harry and his controlling other half

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@JeremyClarkson I agree, I no longer get annoyed when there’s a tractor in front of me, now I applaud them x

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@grahnort Dear Graham you are costing me a fortune, books, CD’s, between your show and podcast I’m in trouble, just brought I Wish it Could be Christmas Every Day for the second time. My children are choosing the nursing home!

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@JeremyClarkson In Clarkson, Caleb, Gerald, Lisa, Charlie heaven!

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How is Stanley Tucci so slim, eating all he appears to?

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@piersmorgan where are the I told you so comments re princess Pinocchio?

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@piersmorgan where have you gone?

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@piersmorgan please can you ask how many layers of managers will be employed by the NHS to manage the billions being put in by the GOV versus staff on the floor?

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@GMB_union Laura keeps quoting lowest levels of ice for 2000 years, so what was happening 2000 years ago, pre industrialisation?

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@GMB finally a great choice of presenter in Martin Lewis, integrity, intelligent and clear, welcome x

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@piersmorgan You are missed on GMB, so incite full, entertaining and on the number, and a thoroughly decent person, you won’t remember me but met you at your cricket fundraiser, just want to balance the trolls, know they don’t bother you, but so shocked it’s allowed , keep up the great work

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@uzbekistan7053 Please don’t tease us, you are missed!

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@piersmorgan Please get back somewhere soon, missing you’re force of nature

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@piersmorgan so going to miss you, come back soonest x

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@piersmorgan no title for Archie, no title for Zara’s babes, no title for Eugenie’s baby

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@RichardAArnold just watched Trial of the Chicago 7, struggling to find expletives, need to watch it again to fully take it on board, life changer

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@RichardAArnold @netflix Thank you sir x

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@RichardAArnold Dear Richard what was the film you recommended to Ranvia this morning, menopausal women here, total brain sieve!!

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@KermodeMovie do you know a film where a man lives in a college (USA) basement and has literary connotations, might be played by Joe Pesci?

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@TahnyLew @piersmorgan She’s way prettier