Dorothy Sorensen 🌻💙💛

I use Twitter so that I don't flood Facebook with inanity.

[Dorothy Sorensen 🌻💙💛 @MamaDLoSo]

Convinced that every Mass spent in the cry room is time off in purgatory.

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My dad: The inventor of the amplifier was Lee de Forest. No one will deny that. And he was an idiot.

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Every once in a while, I think our neighbors have gotten their dogs' barking under control. And then I'm reminded for 45 minutes in a row that they haven't.

[Dorothy Sorensen 🌻💙💛 @MamaDLoSo]

Email my dad (a St. Joe's alum) just sent me and my siblings.

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@jdflynn Oh hey, I've got pictures of my priest on a horse, too!

Is it a pony rides horse from the parish picnic? Yes. But still!

[Ovechkin Goal? Tracked @OvechkinGoal]

ALEXANDER MIKHAYLOVICH OVECHKIN IS THE GREATEST GOAL SCORER IN THE HISTORY OF THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE.

Graphic expertly done by @dicnowder

[Dorothy Sorensen 🌻💙💛 @MamaDLoSo]

@tmwphilly @tkelce https://t.co/B96FaaFquD definitely heading the right direction, too.

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@emzanotti Mine did, too. And they looked professional! And then she did it AGAIN a few months later at her grandparents' house and it looked cute! Hiding the hair in a pile by the bookshelf was not cute, though.

[Dorothy Sorensen 🌻💙💛 @MamaDLoSo]

@newheightshow @turbotax @tkelce @JasonKelce My husband is a psychopath. It bothers me SO. MUCH. He claims it helps prevent soggy bread. But he makes the kids' lunch sandwiches and therefore I don't have to, soooo...I just pretend it doesn't exist.

(He also doesn't go edge to edge. It's just sad.)

[Dorothy Sorensen 🌻💙💛 @MamaDLoSo]

Having a dog get sprayed by a skunk (right before midnight, of all times) is just as awful as it sounds.

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Talking to the 12yo about how eggshells can be bad for pipes and @latkogan goes, "Ah, yes, the pipes are calling. AHHHHH!!!" and I keep laughing about it.

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You know, I'm not feeling so bad about the NFC championship game anymore.

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Dad went and changed into his Iggles jersey at halftime since he was done making cheesesteaks.

Me: Whose jersey are you wearing?
Dad: Tommy Brookshier. I used to caddy for him.

https://t.co/NhkzKkJBkV

#FlyEaglesFly #gosecondteam #notthechiefs

[Dorothy Sorensen 🌻💙💛 @MamaDLoSo]

I was just happy to be here. #wildflowerturquoise

[Dorothy Sorensen 🌻💙💛 @MamaDLoSo]

We weren't even supposed to get this far. Losing is never fun, but there's no way I can be upset with my boys in burgundy and gold. I can't wait to see where we go from here. #RaiseHail #HTTR #HTTC 💛 #SonsofWashington

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@VaDOTNOVA I appreciate it!

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@VaDOTNOVA hi. It seems that this weekend, a plow came through and pushed snow/ice onto what had previously been a cleared corner that is also an ES bus stop. I understand there were attempts to fix the previous event's mistakes, but maybe plowing onto sidewalks isn't it.

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IN @JayD__5 WE TRUST

(And the rest of the team and Adam Peters and Dan Quinn and Kliff Kingsbury and Josh Harris)

WE BELIEVE!!! #RAISEHAIL

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MY BOYS IN BURGUNDY AND GOLD DID IT! THEY DID IT! WE WON! WE WON! WE WON! #HTTR #HTTC #RAISEHAIL

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

W

[Dorothy Sorensen 🌻💙💛 @MamaDLoSo]

I hope all the DC Doubters are eating their words. This is BEAUTIFUL. #HTTR #HTTC #RaiseHail