Rebecca Mackett

Curmudgeonly, middle-aged, Mum of one, knitter, crocheter, mosaic artist.
I love 2CVs and my dog

[Rebecca Mackett @MamaMackett]

@manicguitarist @HalifaxBank Cannot budget payments any more as the payments features have completely gone :(

[Rebecca Mackett @MamaMackett]

@Dis_Critic Fantastic! From an OU BSc Hons!

[Rebecca Mackett @MamaMackett]

@HalifaxBank Thanks Trevor.
Yup, the upcoming payments is really really helpful for budgeting. So can we get it back as soon as, please?

[Rebecca Mackett @MamaMackett]

@HalifaxBank please can we have the upcoming payments information back? Now the info on my account is hopeless. Ifankyou

[Rebecca Mackett @MamaMackett]

@chopper602 @BrittanyFerries Well done Eve! You must be really proud of her!

[Rebecca Mackett @MamaMackett]

@DreyfusJames E sounds achievable

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The door was locked.. 😅

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

“How many windows did you wash today?”

“One” 😂

[Rebecca Mackett @MamaMackett]

@Amelia558rs C

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

The family bought this vibration plate for themselves, but the one who uses it the most is the cat 😹

[Rebecca Mackett @MamaMackett]

@Emiilyyy @RoyalMail Poor

[Rebecca Mackett @MamaMackett]

@Emiilyyy @RoyalMail No chance

[Christy 💕 @Christy4Change]

… now I have seen everything. 🤣

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Proof that even wild cats are Cats!!

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

Still my favourite Twitter reply of all time.

[🇺🇦Julia Pod 🇺🇦 @Jpod_art]

Bags for a dog shit in Ukraine 😆

[I am Ken @Ikennect]

HOW TO WASH A CAT:
1.Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe her while you carry her towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash-and-rinse." Don't worry - - - kitty won't go "down the tube," 'cause she won't fit.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry herself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

[Rebecca Mackett @MamaMackett]

@elonmusknews30 A

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

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[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Home cat vs stray cat 😭