Maritess Zurbano

Professional Magician, Comedy Hypnotist, playwright, performer. Author, literary rep’d by @Lynnette_Novak

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

#dogs #funny #doglife #sarcastic #homelife #dog #home #relaxing #love #signsyourdoglovesyou

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

#tricked into watching a two hour movie #AcrossTheSpiderVerse with no ending. What a huge #waste of two hours. Why would I watch the 3rd movie if they’re going to #con me by not going to honor the agreement of #storytelling my time is #valuable

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

Happy Thangstaken!!! #decolonizethsnksgiving

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

#HappyWhiteThursday #decolonize #decolonizeholidays #decolonizeyourmind

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

Hey brunch fans, are you interested in third culture? Do you want to know what “pagkain” means? Is magic your absolute fave?

Save the date: December 10th 11:30-2:30!
More info soon…

#popup #brunch #magicshow #guestchef #thirdculture #secretlocation #pagkain #pies #magic

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

Not even 10am and after saying, good morning when it’s only ME AND THEM on the sidewalk, I’ve been given the #passiveaggressive tight #fake #smile #Seattlefreeze three times today. How mant times does that happen to you?

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

Come out tonight to our @decolonizedtarot #party free #party @hoodfamousBS in #seattle for free #tarot #readings! Rsvp at #eventbrite Fight the epidemic of loneliness—event only from 6-8pm

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

#racist #christmas #dotheyknowitschristmastime WTAF What do you mean “WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD ITS THEM INSTEAD OF YOU” gaaaaahhhhh

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

Check us out on #Seattle #Meetup.com for our free events, BIPOC #BookClub Dec 2 and this Friday free #Decolonized #Tarot #readings #events require rsvps. Free tickets available for this Friday, waitlist is open for the book club we’re reading “The Secret Lives of Church Ladies”

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

@Jelenawrites !!!!!

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

Got exactly ZERO #DVPIT interests, a few weeks ago, which was hugely discouraging. I took that frustration and started #querying again. A few weeks later, I’m signed with @seymouragency #Onward

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

(My child as he watches a 21-year-old park a Tesla in our apartment garage} “Wow where we live it’s really a ‘buy me this! Mommy-Daddy!’Place.”

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

To clarify: #goals #overheardinseattle I heard this kid say this to her mom in the cafe this morning. “Mommy I wanna be a stay at home mom like you!”

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

#overheardinseattle “Mommy I wanna be a stay at home mom like you!”

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

After the #pandemic I’m back working as a #magician at #corporateevents and #teaching #magic. Everyone’s favorite #trick to learn? #mindreading! Can you guess what is the least favorite category of magic? Both #ridiculous and serious guesses accepted.

[Maritess Zurbano @MamaMagic666]

Announcement! Just signed with literary agent @Lynnette_Novak at @Seymouragency Very excited❤️

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