ceo of sucking

viva la fiesta

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

I LOVE SUPPORTING PEOPLE I LOVE IF U EVER NEED REASSURANCE AND MAYBE SOME (possibly misguided) ADVICE HMU

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

@CultOrJustWeird https://t.co/bQT2CxAU8e I promise you will appreciate this album. Even just the intro song is worth it

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If you’re excited about the original lineup of Blink 182 getting back together: please remember to stretch your lower back and hamstrings today. Your body isn’t what it used to be and that’s ok

[trash jones @jzux]

just found out that if there’s a nuclear missile coming towards us the government is gonna give us a TEN MINUTE warning. at that point just don’t tell me?? why would you ruin the last 10 minutes of my entire life

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

fuck a breakup you ever found a fire tiktok then refreshed your fyp on accident

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

@TheEmSchulz I’m listening to episode 251 where you’re shocked that people had to go through a hotel to get to their college classes, & I need you to know that I had a college communications class in the basement of a Papa Johns in 2015 🫠

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

remember meninists? what the fuck was that?

[🧉danii sol🧉 @Gallegos____]

jane lynch is wario jamie lee curtis

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

@faeriedraik we know LOL

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

i haven’t touched my wii in probably 5 years yet the mii song will be stuck in my head until i die

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

Chipotle employee: Is there protein on that bowl?
High school idiot boy: uhh no
Employee: it’s a veggie bowl?
Boy: nah it’s queso and chicken

i internally SCREAMED

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

what are the chances @relientK does a 20 year anniversary tour for two lefts? 🤔🤔 i genuinely think i could die happy

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

Being at a house show as a 26 year old is SO wildly removed from my experience 5-6 years ago yet I feel like I’m rediscovering my roots

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

sorry babe can’t talk right now i’m busy cyberbullying on the sims 5

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

#NuevaFotoDePerfil

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

I simply refuse to believe that people think I look older than them. I’ve had three people in the last week refer to me as “miss” and I feel like my head is going to explode

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

tires smoother than my brain :) all about the aesthetic baby

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

finally got my tires sooo smooth 👌 no ugly tread 🤢

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

sorry i didn’t respond to your email! i did not want to

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

small men in big trucks are extra funny bc they look like lil kids barely able to see over the steering wheel n when they hit bumps their heads just bobble around in there

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

bro eating protein is great for the gains but i gotta fart

[ceo of sucking @MamaMeowth]

why did i think laser surgery wouldn’t hurt? why did i think that?