Diane Randall

Happily married nerdy mom who loves to read.

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@VirginiaMN97 Hold on ma'am, I need your tiktok handle to follow you there as well

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@thesallad13 Oooooo I bet that'll be good

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@VirginiaMN97 I'll have to check that out. I primarily use Facebook so this will be great!

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How does one make book friends? I need girls to talk about books with so my poor husband can catch a break (even though I'm positive he doesn't mind my book talk)
#BookTwitter #makefriend #soicallyawkward

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@VirginiaMN97 Pre ordering immediately

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@VirginiaMN97 just a few suggestions for the next book lol

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@VirginiaMN97 I'm so excited for a lizzie spin off

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@VirginiaMN97 OH MY GOD YEEEESSSSSS!!!!! I didn't even think about the website, I'm going there right now

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@VirginiaMN97
Excuse me ma'am but I would like to escape into another installment of my favorite book please. May I too be a dhampyr?

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I'm starting my villain arc in my late 20s. How does one become more assertive but with sass?
#hufflepuff #toonice

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I love the authors that are down to earth and will interact with readers.
#AuthorsOfTwitter #ReaderJoy

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Such a great book!!

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@thesallad13 The pink and white stripe dress?

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Can I just hit the lotto or something?! This working all the time is bullshit 😒 🙄 😑

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Got asked if my 8 year old was my sister. No ma'am I endured 16 hours of labor to birth her big ass head at the ripe age of 19 lmao.
#ForeverYoung #babyface

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On my life, if my kids have kids and I stay at home I'm watching my grand babies for free til those little boogers are in school. I don't understand why some grandparents don't wanna help when they're able.
#kids #childcare

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@VirginiaMN97 Probably not since I do have to tell her which buttons to hit and when lol. I only let her win a handful of times but I do kick her ass on occasion. Lmao

[Diane Randall @MamaSallad]

Teaching my 5-year-old the joys of mortal kombat
#gamergirl #gaming #losegracefully