Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱

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[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

got two free books cause the cashier said my body is tea 😭

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

realized years later that they weren’t actually my friends lol

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

when your friends tell you not to come out in full beat and glam cause it’s not your day

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

all i needed to do was shave the ends of my eyebrows off and all is well again 🙂‍↔️✨

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

#NewProfilePic

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

1k views usually takes me like a year or so to reach if i’m lucky. it hasn’t even been a month yet!! 😭 hello???

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

i was excited about 280 views here… I NOW HAVE TWO VIDEOS AT 1k VIEWS 😭😭😭 huh???

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

i posted a YT video of me repotting some plants, thinking no one would care to watch. it was just fun for me..

WHY IS IT DOING BETTER THAN MY OTHER CONTENT 😭

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

one thing about me, ima hang out with my parents lol idc idc

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

i love tourists 😭✨

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

don’t watch queer eye while doing your makeup 😩😭 jeez louise -

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

aaron pierre that’s mufasaaaaaa ✨✨

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

me 20 seconds after completing a 50 minute “til failure” leg/glute day workout

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

my salads are 90% protein, 8% salad, 2% carb 😭

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

@nuclearholotajh i noticed! 😭 no one gets online anymore

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

who is she??? 💐

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

@nuclearholotajh i’m shocked too 🤣🤭🕺🏽

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

@malcolmpyeung 😭 lean = no muscle

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

“too athletically built” for the modeling industry.

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

@BlackLeBeau naw, just how it goes i guess 😭

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

@malcolmpyeung it’s a constant “your muscles are too defined” “you need to lean out” … i’m literally genetically toned lmao. nothing can be done.

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

@acbrazy 🤣😭 i’m serious!

[Mama Urf 🇻🇨🌍🌱 @MamaUrf]

lyrics are so depressing nowadays 🙄 might mess around and start making my own music at this point.