Laura

I try to be funny, but I’ve been told I’m just mean.

[Illinois Wesleyan Sports Medicine @IWUSportsMed]

Our softball and football AT Melissa Perkins throwing heat to one of our IWU student athletes! We are so thankful for all donations so far! Help us swing for the fences and surpass our donor goal of 15!

https://t.co/5euqKkbxRw

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

@CrumblCookies 🍀

[BP @snikrepyllib]

NEW @WEIGHTEDBAND OUT NOW

https://t.co/xc0nMh95qw

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

@snikrepyllib “Please stay in the vehicle at all times”

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

@snikrepyllib Dude! Story of your life.

[Rocky Point Holiday @ROCKYPTHOLIDAY]

NEW MUSIC VIDEO FOR DRAG ON OUT NOW

https://t.co/E8bLgEWd2B

[Rocky Point Holiday @ROCKYPTHOLIDAY]

New live video by @larsjuveland out now!

https://t.co/60ZmxqWxjf

Shoutout @audiochroma

[BP @snikrepyllib]

CHECK OUT MY NEW MUSIC!! So stoked to finally share these w the world

[Rocky Point Holiday @ROCKYPTHOLIDAY]

Original “DEMOLITION” album art photo by @ash_photopro
Edit by @anammerch
Out now!⁠

BLIINKO

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

Alexa just started blaring Break Stuff for no reason, is it a sign?

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

@kistner_daniel Snowmagedon

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

@AirplaneRadioIL @snikrepyllib So wasteful

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

@chris_topha12

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

The louder you type does not mean you are typing faster.

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

“Comes a time in your life you need to decide, Tits or Destiny. tits”

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

Listening to soundtrack to Pick of Destiny, and having beer on the deck! Surviving the power outage Day 6.

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

@Perkins_ATC You have sprinkles too.

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

@kjsigmund @Perkins_ATC Throw in some bifocals, and watch a face plant.

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

Besides the deer, it’s me 😂

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest Mom sayings:

“Watch out for deer”
“Are you hungry”
“Tell your parents I say hello”
“Did you get this done”
“Make good choices”
“Call me when you get there so I know you made it”

[Laura @Mama_Perk]

@Perkins_ATC