Mamasaurus Rex

The adventures of surviving the great babying and the inevitable reign of the tiny drunk human.

[Mamasaurus Rex @Mama_saurusRex]

That awkward moment when you thought you ordered food on #DoorDash... not drugs.

[Star Wars Holocron @sw_holocron]

Hasbro reveals Lucasfilm 50th Anniversary, The Bad Batch, The Clone Wars, and Kenner Deco products!

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@duke_helena If you need a new mom I volunteer. No hatred household with two dogs and a cool little brother.

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@officiallydrdee Prosecution is going to have fun with her.

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@disclosetv Looks more like a Native American buffalo hood than anything Vikings wore.

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National Guard has been deployed...just kidding. Defense Department just denied DC's request to deploy the national guard. This image was from the BLM's peaceful protest in 2020. #2021Coup #NeroFiddled #capitol

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An honest #Bridgerton review:
"Come for the knock off Jane Austen. Stay for the soft core porn and weird fights."
#Insomnia #Regency #Costuming #NotHA

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@reinke_sheila @KatrinaRulz @clwtweet @KellyannePolls @ddale8 Yeah that's not how it works at all. The Covid 19 test doesn't even check for flu and won't show postive that way. The Covid test though is inaccurate and has a 30-40% false NEGATIVE rate though. Multiple medical articles have addressed this .

[Mamasaurus Rex @Mama_saurusRex]

@RainForest_Cafe Would love a pick me up at rhe Galveston location this Friday. Unfortunately Open Table is giving an error saying to call the restaurant and after trying several times over the past hour can't get through to anyone.

[Mamasaurus Rex @Mama_saurusRex]

Happy Jaws Day! A day where we celebrate the time honored tradition of ignoring experts in favor of money, then get confused as to why people are dying.
#Jaws #DontBeTheMayor #WearAMask #scienceisreal #YesJawsIsAJuly4thMovie

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@kfteausa @SquareEnix @ManaGame Nintendo switch so I can play games with my tea obsessed kiddo.

[Kung Fu Tea @kfteausa]

We’ve partnered with @squareenix & @ManaGame to give away a CUSTOM-DESIGNED Nintendo Switch & PS4 ($800 value)

To Enter:
(1) Follow @kfteausa & @ManaGame
(2) Like & Retweet this post
(3) Comment which PRIZE you want!

[Mamasaurus Rex @Mama_saurusRex]

@MikeJudge Idiocracy did not prepare me for this presidency.

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2020: "Alright what do you have for me, April?"
April: "What about wildfires?"
2020: Come on really? We already had wildfires. Hell, March really stepped up his game with this Corona thing. Got anything else?"
April: "Radioactive wildfires in Chernobyl?"
2020: "I'm listening..."

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@OsmoCoding My son got this cute little box from Santa and sadly 3 different QR readers are giving a 404 for the URL provided. #PlayOsmo #CantPlay

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@Unexplained Sparkles

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@GregAbbott_TX @NRA Hey Abbot we're also leading them in mass shootings too. #Fail

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A fantastic cause to get behind.

[The Satanic Temple - Houston @HoustonTST]

We have launched out first Menstruatin' with Satan menstrual product campaign! donate here https://t.co/hbhYFi3REP
#hailsatan #satanism #satanic #thesatanictemple #MenstrualHygieneDay #Houston #Texas

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@Maisie_Williams