Ary 🐍

Lizard Mommy

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

@LauraLoomer @NFL As a WOMAN who preaches traditional values, you should learn your place and to shut the fuck up instead of having opinions on what the MEN do.

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

@lumaenergypr Yo me cago en la mai, el pai, la abuela y toda la familia de la gente que trabaja en LUMA. Un puto sabado y no hay luz?

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

I may be a bitch, but at least Im a bitch with great tits.

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

😪😪😪

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

@mobgamesstudios Why is crafty corn always included despite his bigger bodies version never being seen or mentioned in the game? Could it be that Dogday and Catnap were not the last of the Smiling Critters after all?

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

@ZACFTP I need to know if this will restock 😭

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

This is genuinely the nicest snake Ive ever owned

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

I find it hilarious when somebody calls me a “daddys girl”
Sorry my dad loved me enough to stick around and your didnt

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

@cygnus903 @_celia_bedelia_ “Random strangers hurting women is super rare”. Then how come over 232,000 women get raped a year in just the US with 168,000 being perpetrated by people with no link to the victim?

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

@Caitlyn_Jenner Last time I checked, Bruce won the medals, not Caitlyn.

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

We’re such a cute couple

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

@slipknot I waited all my life for you guys to come to Puerto Rico along with @systemofadown, but you never did. So I finally traveled to see you guys and I dont regret a single moment of it… except maybe getting stuck in Ohio for a 7 hour flight delay.

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

I had the time of my life at Sick New World, I cant wait to do it again 😭

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

I wish you were pink.

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

I’ll never forget the time a guy was down sooo bad that he took me to see How to Train Your Dragon in theaters 3 times 😂
Then my bf sat through Encanto on our first date lmao

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

@stephania_pg22 Que miedo ir a Venezuela y no encontrar ni papel de baño para limpiarme el culo

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

I’ll take tradwife with giant knockers over fake nepo baby hippie any day

[sandy frizzle 🇵🇸 @SandyFrizzle]

Which way western man

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

So if Meek Mills slept with Nikki Minaj
And Nikki Minaj slept with Lil Wayne and Drake
Does that mean they all had P.Diddys cock in their mouths at one point?

[Ary 🐍 @Mamamelb_icho]

How do I feel?
What do I say?
Fuck you, Im seeing SoaD live in 30 days