20 YEARS FROM NOW MESSI FANS HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH HIS SON
Son: Daddy, who is this man that won 8 Ballon d'Ors?
Dad: Lionel Messi, the undisputed Greatest of All Time.
Son: Wow, did he win a World Cup?
Dad: Yes, he carried his country to glory in 2022!
Son: Amazing! How many incredible solo goals did he score in that World Cup?
Dad: Well, he actually scored 5 penalties out of his 7 total goals.
Son: Oh... but he dominated Europe his whole career, right? Where did he play his prime years at the end?
Dad: He went to Inter Miami in the MLS to play against part-time TikTokers and defenders who look like gym teachers.
Son: Wait, so he won a World Cup mostly on penalties and spent his final years stat-padding in a retirement league? How is he the Greatest of All Time then?
Dad: It's because he is humble and quiet and FIFA loves him, and Ronaldo is arrogant and posts too many gym selfies, that's why!
🚨 Manchester United agree deal to sign Karl Darlow as new backup goalkeeper, here we go!
Deal done and signature to follow on Friday.
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