Bald Mambas

2016, 2022, and 2025 SFA Champion

[Bald Mambas @Mambas_PR]

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[NFL @NFL]

TRADE: Bears trading WR DJ Moore to Bills. (via @rapsheet, @tompelissero)

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Finally, you must escape Ohio. You cannot win 3 championships in 10 years while living in Ohio. This is equal parts a warning and a plea to my fellow league members to vacate the state before next year’s draft.

I look forward to another decade with you all!

[Bald Mambas @Mambas_PR]

Over the last 24 hours, many people have correctly noticed that I’ve won three championships in 10 years. All things equal, it should take 30+ years for someone to win a 14 team league 3 times.

Why does this keep happening? How did this happen? What does it all mean?

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Second, you must do nothing unless someone tells you to. Cy pursued me all offseason to take JSN off his hands, and I eventually caved. I was told to knock it off with the Bears and not draft Caleb Williams, so I took the next available QB: Drake Maye. Peer pressure rocks.

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Every week until death finds us

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I will never stop playing DJ Moore in the flex. Stop offering me better players. What will happen is what will happen.

[Bald Mambas @Mambas_PR]

I will never stop playing DJ Moore in the flex. Stop offering me better players. What will happen is what will happen.

[Bald Mambas @Mambas_PR]

@UniontownUTs Based on seeing the video, I won’t be listening to the audio - someone let me know who I play

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Blake Corum does not change this

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I will never stop playing DJ Moore in the flex. Stop offering me better players. What will happen is what will happen.

[Bald Mambas @Mambas_PR]

I will never stop playing DJ Moore in the flex. Stop offering me better players. What will happen is what will happen.

[Bald Mambas @Mambas_PR]

I will never stop playing DJ Moore in the flex. Stop offering me better players. What will happen is what will happen.

[Bald Mambas @Mambas_PR]

If you’re good at drafting you don’t have to make trades

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@MuleFFpro Thank you for giving me eyebrows

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Congratulations to @_Official_CCS on clinching a playoff appearance! The best team in the league by a wide margin - may your path to a championship be glorious!

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@MuleFFpro You can use basically the same graphic next week

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9-1, now

[Uniontown Undertakers @UniontownUTs]

Week 6 Preview

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@CGD_SFA We need to think bigger: no point system and teams can tank as aggressively as they want + accrue draft picks, but we make the last place punishment horrifying/embarrassing/public

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@MuleFFpro This one is…kinda hot?