.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

quit porn

and replace your worn out boxers

get a haircut every 2 weeks

shower twice daily

own a few quality polos and button down shirts

have at least 5 pairs of footwear for different occasions

own at least 2 good perfumes, if you can afford it, invest in 1 quality designer fragrance

use a roll-on deodorant (not antiperspirant)

drink a glass of water first thing in the morning and do a few push-ups

brush your teeth twice a day and clean your tongue before retiring for the day

use the restroom before leaving the house

dress well no matter where you’re going
above all, love God

save, bookmark and share with your brothers

buena suerte as you walk with me. 🫱🏼‍🫲🏾

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

I’m putting together a team

[👑𝔸𝕕𝕒𝕞 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕘👑  @AdamGoldberg28]

Going from mask vs mask to some bloodline bullshit 24 hours later 🥀✌️

[Nathan Frazer @WWEFrazer]

YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT

YOU’LL NEVER SING THAAAT

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE

YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT

And that concludes a generational hate watch😂😂😂

[James @JameswhufcJones]

“People are starting to go into hiding mode”

He’s scored 13, yes just thirteen Premier League goals in the last 2 seasons combined.

If anyone needs to come out of hiding it’s you 😂😂😂😂

[Charlie @Charlanardo]

So he hates Ferguson, he hates Carrick, he hates Carrick’s wife and now he hates Bruno.

Good stuff, off you fuck then. No more United collabs, I hope the marketing team go nowhere near him.

[Baftey🥷🏾 @akokc_davido]

repost if you think Bruno’s 21 assists is bigger than arsenal’s EPL trophy

[TC @totalcristiano]

This will forever be legendary.

[G @Gideoomatic]

This is a Brighton team that came into this game with something to play for as well, and us, nothing, and we're treating them like whores here 😭😭😭

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Imagine finally ending a 22-year drought and the entire internet is still talking about Manchester United's captain. The levels are tragic

[zomby 🇫🇷🇨🇦 @amiterialgirl]

"the record is cursed" gimmick was too funny ur guys were just shit

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Can we make this the most liked Bruno Fernandes tweet?😭❤️

[Liban @LibanLDN]

21 assists this season. 21 titles next season.

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

The Premier League was founded 34 years ago, and only one player has registered 21 assists in a single season in its history.

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

AND NEXT TIME YOU SAY BRUNO FERNANDES’S FUCKING NAME MAKE SURE YOU PUT PREMIER LEAGUE ASSIST RECORD HOLDER BEFORE IT

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Retweet to Annoy Our Enemies 😂

[Premier League @premierleague]

A record season 🤩

Bruno Fernandes picks up the Coca-Cola Playmaker award 🏆

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Another one.

🏆 @B_Fernandes8

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[G @Gideoomatic]

Bruno ASSIST RECORD
Bruno playmaker award
Bruno United POTY
Bruno FWA POTY
Bruno PFA POTY
Bruno PFA Player's POTY
Bruno ballon d'Or