MamiRachel

Se me ha borrado la otra cuenta jaja
Ig: @titarachel94

[EL BOTS @thechainz56]

@PopBase Can rheanyra stop doing two goody shoes
And use her dragons

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

"Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

My boyfriend works at a shop where 90% of the staff are women. And you just KNOW some customers march in demanding to "speak to a man."

So, the female worker calls my boyfriend from the storage. These women have to wait, like, ten minutes because he's usually busy. He finally comes out and the conversation pretty much always goes down like this:

"What can I help you with?"
"Oh, I need this specific plumbing part for this super specific project."
Boyfriend: "No clue, ask her."

[💗💙Cure-Skywalker💫 @AromaseraphyA]

@Blacksword011 "The baby you aborted"
What about kid who got shot in the latest school shooting, what about the kid that has to go hungry cause many said they dont deserve a free lunch, what about the kid who killed themselvse cause the overwhelming amount of bullying they received?

[𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗦𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗨𝗔𝗭𝗔 @Wilson_Suaza_]

🤬Trump: Si Irán obtuviera un arma nuclear, podría hacer volar Italia en dos minutos.
🤭 Meloni: Hasta donde sé, nueve naciones poseen armas nucleares y solo una las ha usado. Esa fue Estados Unidos.

[MamiRachel @MamiRachel1]

@Ire412002 Menudos huevos tienes!! Eres genial

[` @Evadivalore]

Man: "Is this a more sexual side of you we’re seeing a lot right now? Will it stay or move on?"

Miley: "Well, I heard when you turn 40, things get a little less sexual and you don’t have sex."

Man: "Do you know how old I am?"

Miley: "I’d guess… 40."

[Jesica Bossi @jebossi]

💔 La tripulación de Artemis II pide que un cráter sin nombre en la luna se llame "Carroll" por la esposa fallecida de Reid Wiseman. Ese abrazo al final. Estos cuatro son lo más.

[Cariola 💚 @ncariola]

Inentendible que Christina no sea mi amiga. Ella ni sabe que existo y yo ya la quiero mucho.

[Cadena SER @La_SER]

🔴ÚLTIMA HORA | Amama demandará a la Junta de Andalucía para que indemnice a Anabel, una de las mujeres afectadas por la crisis de los cribados de cáncer de mama
https://t.co/L6YFgAsTWH

[project hail katie🪐 @allfiredoves]

them just spinning the mic around while he talks is FRYINGGG me

[Lou @VendoOro]

Que pena que no quiera asistir a la tradicional declaración de la renta

[Physics & Astronomy Zone @zone_astronomy]

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful.

[sarah @shes_the_worst]

@atrupar they're as far away from Earth as humanly possible and yet they still have to deal with his ass. there's truly no escape.

[PutoKoala @TiktikMar]

@laSextaTV "priorizan menos tener carnet de conducir", "trucos para no encender la calefacción", *alternativas a la carne, pescado y verduras", "realmente necesitamos dos riñones? Cuanto valen nuestros órganos en el mercado", "onlyfans: empoderamiento femenino"...

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

@mattvanswol Yes that is me! But I will never have empathy or care for a sexist, racist, rapist, pedophile dictator who is getting Americans killed for the sake of retaining power and has zero care for this country

[kylicious @kyylareneee]

She was just liking anybody

[harou 💬 @Harouu_]

La serie cuando lleguen a la parte de las reliquias de la muerte