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Lutheran Pastor | Prison and Hospital Chaplain | @HarvardDivinity and #EKU Alum | 🏳️‍🌈 | they/she | #NHLBruins | 🏒🚵⛷️🥾🏕

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@NoahKahan Thank you queen 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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@NoahKahan The nosebleeds thank you for taking your jacket off (we were worried about you) and also please drink lots of water tonight (also worried about you). Thank you for a killer show 🫶🏻

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@NoahKahan’s therapist really deserves a byline on this record

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@edteachseawitch I (a queer Lutheran pastor) was out doing glitter blessings and it was so meaningful! Happy pride!

[Lauren @BOSBruinsHC]

“what are you doing tonight”

me: watching two teams i hate in the stanley cup final

[Lauren @BOSBruinsHC]

the final stats for both aerin frankel and jeremy swayman this postseason…

frankel: 8GP, 1.45GAA, .953sv%

swayman: 12GP, 2.15GAA, .933sv%

boston is blessed with excellent goaltending.

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Watching Jumbotron footage from home is so much funnier than being in the stadium 🤣 #INDvsLAS

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For those of new to the @WNBA, it’s impressive to find out that officiating here is just as bad as every other major sports league. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #INDvsSEA

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@charlieLdavis being so gracious to Maria and Kenzie is a true Swiftie move. ✨ Good game Charlie!

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@ShellySeims For no real reason!! Poor dude.

[Since Leafs Last Cup @LeafsIastCup]

20,824 days since a Cup.

1,534 days since losing to an AHL Zamboni driver.

23,771 days since winning a playoff series against the @NHLBruins.

1 day since being eliminated by the @NHLBruins.

#LeafsForever

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@ryanwhitney6 This is one of the many reasons that I’ve been saying for yearssss that @ryanwhitney6 is a misogynist and a sexist. There’s no reason women should be a fan of this man.

[Adam Laskaris @adam_la2karis]

Are the Leafs good in the playoffs? No. But are they fun to watch? Also no. But do they provide you hope that they’ll figure it out one of these years? Also no. But are their players easy to root for and universally well-liked without any issues within the fanbase? Also no. Bu-

[Since Leafs Last Cup @LeafsIastCup]

20,805 days since a Cup.

1,515 days since losing to an AHL Zamboni driver.

529 days since winning a game against the @NHLBruins.

#LeafsForever

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@_MikeSullivan Literally how is *not* Heino. 😭

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Lotta people celebrating Jack Edwards' retirement -- and, honestly, it's time -- but Jack's an incredibly sweet person who seemingly doesn't know why he's lost the ability to do the thing he loves most. Gotta be frustrating & heartbreaking. Try not to be an asshole about it

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@aaronlikesstuff It’s been the same thing the last four episodes just to end with him still going home 😫

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☠️☠️☠️

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

The Bruins are honoring the 2011 Stanley Cup team and they arrived on a Duck Boat 🔥 https://t.co/2ndELRoi9y

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@NHLhockeyreport @bretthoward_ If playing in front of those legends doesn’t inspire you as a player and make you feel like this game means more than another day at work, then you don’t deserve to be a Bruin.