MISSING PERSON ALERT
Name: Mitch Marner
Part-time hockey player, full-time ballerina Distinguishing features: wears a #93 jersey, known for disappearing in crucial playoff games outside of garnering an occasional secondary power-play assist
Last seen: End of the regular season
The new team thatโs not elite, with fans that donโt know puck, just stole game 2 in Vegas.
Thousands of tourists are leaving the arena sad.
Eat shit, C*rter H*rt!!!
#TusksUp
@GoldenKnights I canโt wait to see the graphic saying the golden knights went 0-4 after Dowd told Cooley heโd kill him ๐ Iโd be worried if I were a golden refs fan