I'll shit 💩 a massive, veiny turd 💩 onto your chest, then make you jerk off with it as lube, smearing my divine filth 💩 all over your pathetic dick. Cum in the mess, then eat every drop
I'll crown you my Shit 💩 King by shitting a royal turd 💩 on your head like a crown 👑, then make you parade around on all fours, dripping my glory. Bow, eat, repeat, worthy toilets 🚽.
They so lucky I went to bathroom and did this fart … I’ve been stinking up work all day n now I’m hungry lol .. my coworkers asked to me to stop farting lol watch this yall 💨💨💨💩 #farts#gassy
POV: You’ve been cornered in the break room by your coworker that you just filed a report on for farting too much on the clock.
You would have never imagined this would be her response…