Jason Otting

Bitter and mentally ill guy who lives in Minnesota, wants to move to Chicago someday, and has deluded himself into thinking he can write. (he/him)

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I'd like to weigh in: Henry Jekyll was a really shitty scientist.

He didn't use a control group, he didn't keep any notes as to what was in his formula and thus couldn't recreate it, he didn't conduct any tests other than "down the shit".

It's called basic fucking rigor.

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Reminded once again that I can't keep any food in my room or I will at some point awaken for five minutes, eat it, and then go back to sleep with no memory of having eaten it.

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I'm on what I call a "porn detox" - abstaining from voluntarily viewing it for however long I feel. I tell myself this is to undo the tolerance I've built up to it. Honestly, I think I'm just giving myself something to focus on so I don't get buried in grief.

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My uncle Brian passed away last night. I can't put into words how I feel. He and I got along really well, even if we didn't see each other very often.

I haven't had a death hit me like this in years. I'm completely lost.

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@forgottenvcr That's like replacing a Mercedes with a B210.

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@brodynauticafan why are they all so horny they don't even have any of the parts needed to facilitate horniness

[Venom By Daylight (Symbie’s Day 1)🇵🇸 @VenomDbd]

This is how people be describing Jeff the Land Shark

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@LuisArturoAyal8 @hyxpk My guess is that the storm kept anyone from coming to help her through the birth until it was too late.

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@forgottenvcr I actually remember that episode. Was that the story where the guy wins a match only to find out his opponent died halfway through?

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The office cat caught a pair of chipmunks today. No idea how they got into the office, but at least there won't be a sequel to that awful Chip 'n' Dale movie.

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@steveplotnicki @BadWritingTakes If you're the sort of person who define people's identities solely by what genitals they may or may not have, you're part of the problem and have your head too far up your own ass to see it.

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In today's positive news, I've just realized I can't remember the last time I woke up screaming.

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@BurgundyStriker I love Jojo, but Phantom Blood is just so mid compared to the rest of the franchise.

That said, I will NOT skip Battle Tendency on a rewatch/reread.

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@BadWritingTakes "Ethnic cleansing" as a term only exists because Stalin dictated the definition of "genocide" to the UN in order to exclude his actions from it. The only difference between "ethnic cleansing" and "genocide" is semantics. Fuck Crikey.

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I wake up screaming, absolutely convinced that I'm going to die, every week or so. I have no idea what's triggering this. I think I'm losing my fucking mind.

[Jason Otting @ManCalledTrue]

Went to IKEA for the first time today. Got a bookshelf. Also that stuffed shark because I've always wanted that thing since the memes started.

[Jason Otting @ManCalledTrue]

When I let my brain wander, sometimes it comes up with bizarre snippets of dialogue. Today's example:

"I have no genitalia! It was stolen and replaced with rocks!"
"How the hell did that happen?"
"DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW?!?"