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Man Card Revoked!
@ManCardLost
@ManCardLost FOLLOWS YOU
United States of America
Joined April 2013
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3.9K Followers
489 Posts
Ladies, stop saying "All Guys are the same" when the only guys you go after are complete douche bags.
If a man shaves his arms and legs...He might as well shave is vagina too.
Aug. = Madden NFL 14
Sep. = Grand Theft Auto 5
Oct. = NBA 2k14
Nov. = Call of Duty: Ghost
The fall is going to SUCK for girls
Using a chaser to take a shot. #ManCardRevoked
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Jahméne
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† Jahméne (🗣️ Jah-main)
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RnB•Soul•Gospel
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Lloyd Courtney
@LCourt357
That’s a #GeauxTigers | Idiot for @Tingle__Co | double idiot for @mikdup_8 | 2x circumcision survivor
ParisTeam 
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ParisTeam | Média indépendant dédié au PSG 🏟️ +20 ans de passion et d’analyse 🔎 Infos, décryptages & opinions 🤝 Communauté engagée depuis 2005
Pouring out a beer. #ManCardRevoked
Two words no guy wants to hear, "heavy flow"
#WeCantDateIf another guy is your "best friend"
I once wrestled an anaconda for 4 straight days... Then I realized I was just masturbating
If you love candles #ManCardRevoked
Crying after a girl breaks up with you makes you look like such a pussy
Sitting down while taking a piss...#ManCardRevoked
Driving a minivan under any circumstances is never accepted.
"Yoga pants are ugly" -said by no one ever
Getting a dog that will not be at least as tall as your knee when full-grown. #ManCardRevoked
You follow Justin Bieber on Twitter. #ManCardRevoked
We can fly to the moon and do all sorts of crazy shit but we can't stop Mexicans from coming in our country illegally? C'mon now...
Any guy that watches Glee should get beat up
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
If you wear Hollister past seventh grade I'm just gonna assume you enjoy the taste of another man's penis
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