Man Fart Guy

my fart and poop schedule.

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Had to go to the hospital to get a shit cork out of my ass :-)

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At friends house and i almost blew a hole in his couch.

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I just shit a cow.

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Took a shit with blood in it

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In class cant hold in my farts any more gotta let it go.

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Pooped out a football sized log

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Just pooped out cookies, lasagna, and Pepsi.

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I pooped and well i think i may have given myself a hernia.

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Took my morning poop. It was green.

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I just farted. A little bit of poop came out with it

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I nearly shit out a entire cow. Kinda hurt.

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I farted out a rainbow

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I just pooped out a brick, i really hurt. And to get it out i had to break it up with my finger.

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I just pooped out some pizza. Taste good on the way out too.

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Just took a narly shit

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Just farted, some liquid came out.

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Taking a shit before i hop in the shower.

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I am taking a shit. Kinda stings due to the Chinese food last night

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farted kinda wet

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i took a shit about 2 min ago