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[Man Down @ManInPain25]

Imagine losing so much so the whole world feels sorry for you

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

This cover would be insane, who says no?

[SNEAKO @sneako]

BAN PORN ON X

[Null @Vhoyde]

If all women are gonna cost you money, why date the fat ones?

[Royalty @terryndoro]

Tese tinawo maDegree vatete, nhasi iVale zuva revari murudo. Dai mamirira September nguva yema graduation.

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Someone said Messi or Ronaldo could start an instagram live right now and it would get more views than the Super Bowl 😭

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

Never in my life have I heard of a coach go on loan. The AFCON is the best football tournament ever 😭😂

[Summarizest @summarizest]

@daddyhope Summary:

ZANUPF and supporters express anger over Chamisa's move, as he leaves them with a party seen as devalued, drawing ridicule even from regional leaders for being left with a "car without an engine."

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: “I was the best goalscorer this season, imagine beating young animals like Haaland… I’m proud. And I’ll be 39 soon!”.

“I like when people doubt again about me and then I’m successfull. I don’t get affected by the criticism”.

[Man Down @ManInPain25]

@MoveLennon Zanu pf will come and take whoever is leading that initiative

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

worst idea ever

[Black Jonah @jonahrugube]

Sadza ne WiFi

[ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ @_MakdShelby]

iLarfage flavour ka iyi😋

[ᗩl wᗩdᑌd_tᕼe sIᗰᑭ @_MakdShelby]

15:14 Hrs
456 667 broilers
3 mil litres soup
7 million kgs of rice
7* female orgasms

NB: the 2 recorded earlier , were reported to have faked it 😭😭

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

A simp is not only a danger to himself but others as well

Every man needs to grasp these harsh realities when dealing with women

1. A woman is never really yours, it's just your turn. The woman you're with right now is either a past hoe, current hoe or future hoe. And there's really nothing your can do about it

2. No matter how good you treat a woman, if you aren't the man who she has feelings for, she'll never appreciate your efforts. Women are loyal to their feelings, they don't care about sacrifices

Learn to walk away the moment a woman becomes problematic

Learn OR perish!!!

[Man Down @ManInPain25]

@sammykmunene @bu076818349 @Shadaya_Knight Having kids is a personal and very sensitive issue. Are you close to these people. Do you know why they don't have kids

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Forget about this guy having kids anytime soon with this woman, that dog wasn't his idea, it's the woman's. A woman who views you as her alpha will be eager to have your babies, the moment a woman starts telling you about family planning and her career etc, know she settled for you

It is hardwired in women to carry an alpha man's genes, goes back to the ancient times. Before innovations in the medical field, it was a suicide mission for a woman to be pregnant. Thus it was important she'd risk her life for reproducing genes of an alpha male

Even in the animal kingdom, the females only give mating and reproduction privileges to the alpha male. Of course the men in such marriages will convince themselves they're civilised, that they're planning for the right time to have kids

So why get married in the first place if you're not yet ready to have kids, why not remain boyfriend and girlfriend. The main purpose of marriage is procreation. To any foolish man who is in such a situation, ask yourself if your woman was married to an Elon Musk, Andrew Tate or Drake, would she not be begging to have kids?

Learn OR perish!!!

[ubothi Mnguni @EnhleQwabe1]

Since death didn't take you out, can I?👀

[MALOWE @Malowe94]

Malawians are on Twitter ?? 😳I thought Malawi is just a big village with illiterates

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Need whoever posted this to be sacked immediately. Do you know how disrespectful this is ?